Jason Sudeikis’ Ex-Girlfriend, Keeley Hazell, Might Have Shaded His Ex-Fiancée, Olivia Wilde, In The Midst Of Salad-Gate
Back in the summer of 2021 when we all thought the break-up of Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde would just be your run-of-the-mill Hollywood relationship demise where both parties cut their losses, keep quiet about it, and start over with a young, hot Brit; Olivia took off with the star of her film Don’t Worry Darling, Harry Styles, and Jason ended up with actress/model, Keeley Hazell. Jason and Keeley broke up earlier this year, and as far as we know, Olivia and Harry are still jointly enjoying their scandalous salad. But since Jason/Olivia/their ex-nanny’s salad-gate exposé is shaping up to be the messiest mess to ever mess (this month), Keeley tapped in to keep the train moving. She took a page from Olivia’s book and also posted an Instagram Story featuring that page from Nora Ephron’s book, Heartburn. This time, it wasn’t to share a much-coveted “special dressing” recipe, but to likely shade the version of events Olivia’s been spinning.
Now that Do Shut Up, Darling has been released to middling reviews, you’d expect stories about the behind-the-scenes drama to stop leaking. But no! Like a wad of spit directed at Chris Pine, the news continues to come hard, wet, and fast. We’ve now got a new rumor about the relationship between Olivia Wilde and Florence Pugh. Yesterday, Vulture posted a piece on the behind-the-scenes drama of the movie and said that there was an on-set “screaming match” between Olivia and Florence. Two rich women yelling at each other? This is Andy Cohen’s bat signal! He’ll get to the bottom of this!
The middling drama that surrounds Don’t Worry Darling continues. Olivia Wilde’s upcoming tour de force has been plagued with bad press. Not so much because of Harry Styles’s questionable acting talent but because of all the behind-the-scenes action. So far we have on-set banging, rumors of an unhappy Florence Pugh, and some back and forth regarding whether or not baby Catholic Shia LeBeouf was fired (looks like he quit because “Miss Flo” couldn’t commit). Someone needs to do a documentary on the making of Don’t Worry Darling. It’ll likely be more riveting than a The Stepford Wives knock-off. It seems as though Florence is well and truly bothered enough by the on-set shenanigans because she’ll only be doing one press appearance for the film.
A Court Stenographer Claims That Jury Members Were Falling Asleep During Johnny Depp And Amber Heard’s Defamation Trial
Johnny Depp’s messy multi-million dollar shit show (formally known as his $50 million defamation trial) came to a close last week, with both Johnny and Amber Heard being found as victims of defamation. Although technically, Johnny walked away a winner, if you believe anyone is a winner in this situation. Since then, we’ve heard a few things relating to the trial that would have the average Law & Order watcher think, “Uh, I don’t know if that’s standard courtroom procedure.” Like the fact that some members of that jury spent a bit of their time snoozing in the jury box, according to the court stenographer present during the trial.
Johnny Depp’s Defamation Trial Against Amber Heard Is Finally Over, And The Jury Has Ruled In Favor Of Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp can take a bow and wave goodbye to the state of Virginia, because he no longer has to be there anymore. The longest, messiest celebrity trial in recent memory (listen, I spent my formative years next to a nuclear plant, I have a very short memory) is finally over. I pray that we’ll finally be able to put the image of a 400-threadcount-wrapped dookie behind us. For now, what we have is the jury in Johnny Depp’s multi-million dollar defamation trial against Amber Heard finally reaching a verdict, and they have decided that Johnny Depp was the victim of defamation.
Unlike the character of Mr. Big, the conversation around Kim Cattrall’s exit from the Sex and the City universe just won’t die. Thanks to Kim, of course, who is always more than happy to remind us that she’s done done with that period of her life. But no one can accuse Kim of burning bridges, because it sounds like that bridge was reduced to nothing but charcoal twigs and smoking ask years ago. Which would be why Kim didn’t hesitate to talk about how the crew on HBO’s And Just Like That… wasn’t exactly rushing to screen print her name on the back of a foldable set chair. Kim says she wasn’t at all surprised that she wasn’t involved with AJLT, because they made zero effort to invite her.