Category: Shailene Woodley
Open Post: Hosted By Aaron Rodgers And Shailene Woodley Showing Off Their ~Love~ In A Video For Disney World
29-year-old Shailene Woodley and 37-year-old Aaron Rodgers showed how seriously they are engaged and had an overly lovey-dovey interview with Disney World where they spent a lot of time making out at the resort’s various Disney-themed locales. Hmm… look at that. I guess someone got a better deal on tickets than Shonda Rhimes did.
Aaron Rodgers And Shailene Woodley Really Are Engaged
It was a mere six days ago that we were talking about Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley’s reported status as quarantine’s latest couple. The story quickly evolved from Aaron and Shailene keeping it casual and dating long-distance style, to Aaron ever-so-casually dropping that he got engaged on live television as he delivered his acceptance speech after being named the NFL’s MVP for 2020. Aaron didn’t say who he was engaged to, but most people figured that Shailene had been upgraded from casual girlfriend to nameless fiancée. And now, People magazine is confirming what everyone thought was up, which is that Aaron and Shailene are engaged.
Aaron Rodgers And Shailene Woodley Are Probably Engaged Already
It felt like it was just four days ago (because it was) when we learned that the random celebrity couple generator spit out the names Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley. Everyone reported that 37-year-old Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and 29-year-old forest fairy Shailene Woodley have been a thing for a few months. And last night, Aaron told the world that he’s engaged. So either Aaron dumped Shailene after finally realizing that his one true love is Jake from State Farm and they’re engaged. Or the makers of organic, sugar-free, gluten-free, fair trade bridal granola garters are rejoicing today because Shailene’s getting married!
Shailene Woodley And Aaron Rodgers Are Dating
E! News is reporting that Shailene Woodley might have a new guy to munch bugs with (that’s not an entomology-themed euphemism for oral sex). Sources say that Shailene and pro football quarterback Aaron Rodgers are currently involved in a “private and low key romance.”
Shailene Woodley Has Been In An Open Relationship Before But Is Currently Single
Shailene Woodley was supposed to be doing a press tour for her latest movie, the partially improvised Endings, Beginnings, but then a weird thing happened where nobody’s allowed to go outside anymore or something? I don’t know, I keep seeing commercials about it. Anyway, apparently it’s a whole thing. So in lieu of a press tour, Shailene did an interview from her house for The New York Times. In the interview Shailene talked about self-isolation, indicated that she’s no longer with Fijian rugby star Ben Vevolva, talked about having been in an open relationship before (and an abusive one), and said that she doesn’t require an intimacy coordinator when it comes to pretend fucking, thank you very much. And who could blame her? Somehow, the person who should be the second hottest kombucha jerk at the Santa Cruz Natural Food Co-Op (sorry, Shailene, Rainbow Electric’s braless perfect C cups are just a little bit perkier), is starring in a movie where she gets to rub her sun-baked muff all over Jamie Dornan and Sebastian Stan. Jennifer Lawrence, look at your life choices. If you had just stopped shaving your armpits, this could have been you!
Ansel Elgort Is Looking For An Open Relationship Without The Sex
Are you a lady who dreams of butterflies in your stomach as you stare into Ansel Elgort’s eyes, but without the risk of it leading to a sweaty Ansel asking “Yo girl, pass me a kleenex?” from the left side of a floor-based mattress? Well are you ever in luck, because Ansel Elgort is looking for non-sexual love. The only thing is, he’s also currently in love with his high school sweetheart, Violetta Komyshan. But Ansel has a solution, and it involves non-sexual polyamory.