Category: Shailene Woodley
Shailene Woodley Scolded News Outlets For “Disparaging” Her Fiancé Aaron Rodgers
Cryptic no more! Shailene Woodley has come out with a strong and direct message to those who would “disparage” her dumb jock fiance by going full Mean Girls on some poor “rando” in streets by suggesting he has a tiny dick. According to Page Six, Shailene was reacting to a photo published by The Daily Mail which purported to show her fiance, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, strolling around with a cup of coffee after being diagnosed with COVID-19. While it’s 100% accurate and true to say Aaron practically begged the coronavirus to rush his end zone by taking his medical advice from Joe Fucking Rogan, that man with the coffee’s dick is probably too small to be Aaron’s. And Shailene should know. She hangs out with a lot of big dicks.
Shailene Woodley Denies Deleting A “Cryptic” Instagram Message In Support of Aaron Rodgers
The latest famous person to reveal themselves to be a horse paste-chugging fool that worships at the altar of Joe Rogen’s ministry of misinformation is NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Aaron admitted he’s not actually vaccinated against the COVID-19 virus, which is the direct opposite of what he led people to believe during a press conference back in August. And when people started calling Aaron out for his anti-vax views, he claimed he was “in the crosshairs of the woke mob right now.” Poor Aaron. But how has his fiancée Shailene Woodley assisting him during this devastating time? Well, some people seem to think she sent Aaron a subtle message of support via her Instagram Stories and then quickly pulled it, but she claims it was nothing more than a hippie posting about astrology.
Shailene Woodley Says She Used To Get Offended About Being Called The “Hippy Of Hollywood”
Shailene Woodley is here to wax poetic on her past being called the “Hippy of Hollywood.” But I think there’s a bit of confusion regarding why Shailene thinks we think she’s a peace-loving, vagina-sunning child of the flowers looking for Free Love. Shailene seems to be under the impression she was called the “Hippy of Hollywood” over her environmentalism. But, I don’t know… Greta Thunberg is basically Captain Planet resurrected as a Swedish girl, but we don’t call her a hippy. I think it had more to do with Shailene using essential oils as deodorant and drinking clay.
Shailene Woodley Has No Idea Why Sex Scenes Are Filmed With Bras On
Shailene Woodley may be working more puffy down-filled nylon than a Patagonia outlet in that picture above, but when it comes to getting down and dirty on a film set, she wants those titties to be free! Or at the very least, she doesn’t want to film a sex scene with her chest covered in a bra. Shailene was recently interviewed by The Hollywood Reporter about her upcoming film, The Last Letter From Your Lover, and I’m guessing one of those last letters doesn’t have a lover asking where she buys her bras, because Shailene says she’s not into the unrealistic hookup standards set by Hollywood.
Miles Teller And His Wife Claim He Was Randomly Jumped By Two Men And It Wasn’t Over Money
Miles Teller and his wife Keleigh Sperry went on a couples vacation to Hawaii with Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley. And if I was on vacation with Shailene Woodley, I’d face-punch myself for making that choice every time she cheerily announced that we all needed to get up at 5:30 in the morning to fill our down-low holes with the morning sun’s first rays (I know, like I’d complain about filling my down-low hole with anything). But Miles’ face-punching was for a different reason. It was first reported by TMZ that Miles got punched in the face for stiffing a wedding planner of $60,000. Miles and Keleigh are now giving their side of the story, and they seem to think it wasn’t over money and was a random attack. But it probably wasn’t.
Miles Teller Reportedly Got Punched In The Face Over An Unpaid Wedding Planner Bill
Miles Teller had the wedding of his dreams nearly two years ago when he married the love of his life, Keleigh Sperry, in Maui, Hawaii. I’m sure it was a special day that he and Keleigh will never forget. Except that it sounds like they did forget one aspect of their wedding, and that’s remembering to pay the wedding planner responsible for planning the whole thing. Miles and Keleigh are currently on a double-couples vacation in Maui, Hawaii with engaged couple Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers. And while in Hawaii, Miles bumped into the wedding planner he allegedly stiffed. According to sources, the wedding planner wasn’t exactly thrilled to see Miles and punched him.