Category: Sex
Open Post: Hosted By The $30,000 “Butt Rig” Used In A Salad Tossing Scene That Was Cut From “Bros”
Bros, the gay rom-com starring and co-written by Billy Eichner, opened last week in theaters and immediately flopped. Billy put the blame on straight people not hitting the theaters to see it. Others put the blame on how only superhero movies, horror movies, and movies with big names make money at the box office. But apparently, this film also made history by using a $30,000 device to simulate the joys of tickling ass with your tongue. Not that it matters now, because the scene was ultimately cut after The White Lotus hit it first.
Madonna Might Have A Brand New Boy Toy In Her Life
64-year-old Madonna stays active and ready at all times. And by that, I do mean sex, because if you were unaware, Madge is having a lovely time pleasing her lady bits these days. But now it has come to attention that although she recently snatched away her lollipop lovin’ from her last Gen Z hot piece, 28-year-old Ahlamalik Williams, he may have already been replaced with 23-year-old actor/model/skateboarder Andrew Darnell. And if that’s the case then we better all be prepared to see more of him, but hopefully not in the ways that Madge has seen more of him.
Open Post: Hosted By Jake Gyllenhaal’s Old Crush On Jennifer Aniston, Which Made Their “Good Girl” Sex Scenes Torturous
Remember the movie The Good Girl from 2002? It was Jennifer Aniston’s pre-Cake stab at Oscar gold. She played a sad Southern woman who works at a big-box store and has a steamy affair with a younger cashier, played by Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, this week Jake went on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM show and admitted that filming love scenes with Jen was “torture” because he had a big ol’ crush on her. At the time Jen was married to Brad Pitt, so she probably wasn’t gonna fuck that shit up by having an affair with a younger co-star. Nope, that’s Brad’s thing!
Paulina Porizkova Talked Sex At 56 And Posed In Lingerie For Vogue Czechoslovakia
This week is Paulina Porizkova Sexy Week! It’s OK if you forgot. I, too, got distracted by the anniversary of the Titanic sinking. Paulina is out there talking about sex, confidence, and ageism. She also flashed her bits on the cover of Vogue Czechoslovakia. And, hey, a 56-year-old supermodel is still a supermodel. She looks hot as hell. Continue reading
Rock M. Sakura Of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” Opened Up About Her Past In Sex Work
In the wake of the horrifying mass murder of eight people, including six Asian women, at three Atlanta massage spas by a confessed killer who claims he has a sex addiction, drag queen Rock M. Sakura has opened up about her own experience in the sex industry. Rock, who is Filipino-Vietnamese American, tweeted that she worked in massage up until she was cast on season 12 of RuPaul’s Drag Race. She kept this hidden out of fear that she’d be slut-shamed, blacklisted, or kicked off the show. But after Tuesday’s shootings, Rock decided it was important to come out as a former sex worker because “right now people need to see, need to hear, and need to know that we need to #stopasianhate, and protect sex workers.” She says any of the victims “could easily have been me.” Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Canada’s Top Doctor Suggesting Wearing A Mask During Sex
You’ve heard of “No Glove, No Love”–well here’s “No Mask, No Ass!” Fresh off from telling the people of Canada that glory holes are where it’s at during the pandemic, Dr. Theresa Tam, Canada’s Chief Public Health Officer, gave a statement which suggests that a good way to stay safe during COVID-19 is to keep the mask on during fuck times and not kiss any new people. Mask on and no kissing? DL tops, your time is now!