Yuri The Bodybuilder Temporarily Broke Up With His Sex Doll Wife And Has Moved On To A “Harem” Of Spouses
Bodybuilder, Yuri Toloshko, married his girlfriend, a non-human sex doll, Margo Party, last year. Soon after their marriage, Margo suffered some sex-related issues and unfortunately broke down. She needed repairs, but since Yuri’s a pansexual love-fool he seems to have found a plethora of new affections in the meantime (and hopefully he gets their fuck parts reinforced). While there was drama on the homefront and a potential divorce looming for Yuri and Margo (true love IS dead), it seems that Yuri has finally figured out his pathway to love includes a harem of non-human women and one raw chicken. Yup, this brings literal meaning to “Keep fucking that chicken!”
Meaww says that after Yuri and Margo got married, he broke her in an accident in December. He explained on social media that he’s a freak-a-leak and will absolutely destroy a sex doll’s cooch. Not those words exactly but he did say, “…I enjoy weird sex. And she endured such loads.” So since Margo’s out of commission, Yuri had to get his kicks elsewhere and that led to him risking salmonella of the peen by getting with a raw chicken.
In an ASMR chicken video, Yuri said that he was thinking about having several partners and “Margo will be the eldest wife, but I will have other younger wives and husbands.” Husbands? Hmmm… the buttholes of male sex dolls better brace themselves! Here’s Yuri taking trolling to new levels of UGH:
This is haunting. Why is he chewing gum? Is that supposed to enhance the ASMR experience? I am haunted. He has more ASMR coverage in a highlight on his Instagram called “ASMR” and the best way for me to describe it is “all the worst aspects of sexual activity.” If you want to hear a man awkwardly breathing overly heavily in your ear while his body hair scratches you, go nuts.
In an even more recent update, Yuri revealed he will go all the way with his “harem,” and introduced us to his newest additions, a sex doll named Lola who I think hasn’t arrived from the online store yet…
And another… unique doll, who he decided to name Luna. Luna. Is. Stacked. She is all tits, ass, and thighs. I mean, so much so that she doesn’t even have hands or feet. But who needs ’em when you have a dump-truck, I guess?
When Margo gets out of the shop, she’s going to be very surprised by the new number of dolls in her marital bed. But I’m sure she’ll get over it once she sees the ass on Luna!
Pic: Instagram