It’s Official! Yuri The Wrestler And Margo The Sex Doll Are Now Husband And Wife
Overcoming the odds despite a global pandemic and small minded nay-sayers, Kazakhstani bodybuilder, occasional crossdresser and incredibly long nipple-haver Yuri Tolochko, finally made an honest woman of his lady love of almost two years, almost 2-year-old silicone sex doll Margo Party. Yuri becomes the first person since the first Borat film debuted in 2006 to be able to say “mah wife” without a trace of irony.
Last December, Yuri popped the question, and though we’ll have to take Yuri’s word for it, Margo said yes! According to The Sun:
Yuri Tolochko married his sex doll fiancée Margo in a traditional ceremony – complete with a celebrant, dozens of happy guests and a romantic first dance.
Bedecked in a smart black dinner suit and bow tie, the groom is all smiles in his wedding video, posted on Instagram today, as he dances with his stunning bride in her lacy white gown.
Taking his perfectly made-up new wife in his arms, Mr Tolochko and Margo look every bit the happy couple.
The couple were already totally loved up, according to Mr Tolochko, who describes himself as a “sexy maniac”.
He said Margo also has a fiery personality, adding: “She swears — but there is a tender soul inside.”
Here’s Yuri and Margo’s special day.
Now, before you rush to judgement, I know what you’re thinking — “a wedding in the middle of a global pandemic!” But fret not, everyone on the bride’s side is immune! In fact, Yuri and Margot were supposed to get married in March, but the COVID crisis delayed their nuptials. However, it seems that Kazakhstan is handling the crisis a little better than we are here, because the wedding was allowed to proceed. And there was another delay. The Sun reports that last month, Yuri was attacked at a protest defending the rights of transgender people in Kazakhstan.
He told the Daily Star that the ceremony was delayed a second time after he was attacked during a transgender rally in the Kazakh city of Almaty on October 31, where he suffered concussion and a broken nose after dressing as a woman for the march.
Here’s Yuri in his own words.
The Sun says that Yuri “identifies as a pansexual” who can fall in love with “a character, an image, a soul, just a person.” He also said that he simply likes “the process of sex itself. And gender, sexual orientation are not particularly important here.” A little more about Yuri, he’s into “BDSM – bondage and discipline, domination and submission, sadism and masochism” and in Margo he’s found a partner who is “capable of what other people are not capable of.” All I know is I’m never going to be able to look at Seth Rogan the same again.
A true ally with Vienna sausage nipples and cheeks for days? Sir, you marry whoever the fuck you want! The Sun adds that Yuri and Margot’s marriage is perfectly legal in the eyes of the law because “the only requirements for a wedding to take place in Kazakhstan are that both consenting parties have to be male and female and over 18 years old.” Margo may only be 2-years-old, but she’s clearly an old soul.
Pic: Instagram