Category: Sex And The City
Chris Noth’s Talent Agency Drops Him As Another Woman Accuses Him Of Sexual Assault
Just a couple of days ago, Peloton pulled a, “JK, ding dong the Big is dead,” move by dropping their commercial starring an alive Mr. Big. Peloton shit-canned the now tainted ad after two women accused Chris Noth of rape in 2004 and 2015. Chris burped up a denial, saying that both “encounters were consensual” and the timing of the allegations coming out is suspicious. But the women say that seeing Chris Noth’s face and name everywhere in promos and articles for And Just Like That..., brought up painful memories and they had to speak out. Now a third woman has come out and accused Chris Noth of rape also. And just like Peloton, Chris is dead to his talent agency, A3 Artists, because they are done with him too.
Chris Noth Explains Why Carrie Didn’t Call 9-1-1 In “And Just Like That…”
Obviously, this post is full of And Just Like That…***SPOILERS***. But if you still haven’t heard **SPOILER** that Big died, Big died! He had a heart attack after a Peloton workout. Carrie came home from Charlotte’s kid’s shitty piano recital to find her still-alive husband collapsed on the bathroom floor. She stared at him. He stared at her. After looking at each other for a full 22 seconds, Carrie screamed, ran over to Big, and held him for another 30 seconds. Then he died. At no point did it ever occur to Carrie to call 9-1-1, administer chest compressions, or even scream “HELP!” Pretty dumb, eh? Well, actually, according to Chris Noth, Carrie being a useless tit is a cinematic choice that will be studied in film theory classes for years to come.
Kristin Davis Says Comments About Her Appearance In “And Just Like That…” Made Her Angry
And Just Like That… premiered last week, and that shit sucked harder than Samantha Jones blowing a delivery boy in her office. Fans criticized how the show handled Kim Cattrall’s absence, Carrie’s lack of response to **SPOILER ALERT** Big’s death by Peloton (CALL 911!!!), those cringe attempts at addressing racism, and Charlotte’s, um, “updated” face. In a new interview with The Sunday Times 56-year-old Kristin Davis says that the intensity of the comments about her onscreen appearance “shocked” and angered her. Continue reading
Chris Noth, AKA Mr. Big, Is Starring In Peloton’s New Holiday Ad
You’re not going to have Peloton to kick around anymore! But really, don’t kick it, you will cripple yourself. Those things are a menace. After watching their stock price drop during the premiere of And Just Like That when Carrie’s husband, Mr. Big played by Chris Noth, **SPOILER ALERTS FROM HERE TO ETERNITY** mounted one of their bikes and peddled off to heaven, Peloton is taking back the narrative in a big way and have released a new ad starring Chris and Peloton trainer Jess King. The ad suggests that instead of dropping mostly-dead (more on that later) from a heart attack, in reality, Big left Carrie to be with “Allegra,” the Peloton instructor (played by Jess) who Big jokes about having a crush on in that episode. As the copy says “And just like that…he’s alive.” Now, I know I said “in reality,” but Peloton continues to blur the line between fact and fiction and the ad is enough of a mind fuck, narratively speaking, that they’ve created a Schrödinger’s Big conundrum for the ages.
Peloton’s Stock Dropped And They Are Pissed After What Happened In “And Just Like That…”
After more than a year of edging fans with constant rumors, updates and teases leading up to the premiere of the Sex and The City revival And Just Like That…, HBO Max finally dropped the first two episodes. ***SPOILER ALERT!!!!*** The first episode finds Sarah Jessica Parker’s Carrie happily married to Chris Noth’s Mr. Big. In the couple’s opulent penthouse stands Chekhov’s Peloton, looming over the mundanity of their domestic life, threatening to CHANGE EVERYTHING. And ***SPOILER ALERT AGAIN*** it does. But you probably already knew that if you saw that overnight, Peloton’s stock price dropped faster than the remote control did out of my hand as I rushed to MAKE IT STOP before the next episode auto-played. This show is atrocious. Oh, and Big had a heart attack and died.
Chris Noth Doesn’t Like What Kim Cattrall Said About Sarah Jessica Parker
The Sex and the City revival And Just Like That... finally comes out on HBO Max this Thursday, but it’s not Thursday yet, so its long, slow promotional march continues, with Chris Noth giving an interview to The Guardian. Chris was asked about Kim Cattrall not returning to the new series, and he says that he wasn’t happy about her comments about Sarah Jessica Parker being a toxic fake-nice biotch. Chris says that Kim’s descriptions of SJP “don’t even come close” to the person he knows and the whole thing was “sad and uncomfortable.” But not as uncomfortable as Sex and the City 2, right? RIGHT?!