Category: Robert Pattinson
Director Catherine Hardwick Says That If A “Midnight Sun” Movie Happens, Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Probably Won’t Be In It
Midnight Sun is the newest Twilight book and it’s told from the perspective of Edward Cullen, so you know, it’s something that totally needs to exist. August 4 will be an exciting day for Twihards who can’t let go and Stephenie Meyer’s bank accounts, because that’s the day that mess comes out. And, of course, there’s already talks about turning it into a movie since humanity hasn’t been enough. But along with people of color, don’t expect Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to reprise their roles because DUH.
Robert Pattinson Took His Own Pictures For His GQ Cover And Nearly Started A Fire In His “Batman” House Kitchen
It’s mid-March and things in Quoronatine (™) are starting to get weird. GQ made Robert Pattinson take his own pictures for the June/July cover and the interview was conducted by phone and over the internet. Throughout the interview, Rob was really playing up the whole “man goes slowly crazy in isolation” angle even though he’s in London living with his girlfriend (probably Suki Waterhouse) in a house provided by “the Batman folks,” eating weird food provided by “the Batman folks,” but refusing to do his prescribed workouts. Rob says he’s already “totally lost all sense of time” and nearly burned down his very nice kitchen by putting aluminum foil in a microwave while trying to demonstrate how to make a handheld pasta monstrosity he’s developed in hopes of filling a pasta shaped hole in the fast-food industry. But the joke’s on us. This interview was conducted in April and Rob probably got the idea for this tortured bit of performance art from watching the Calzone Zone episode of Parks and Rec. Despite looking like the disheveled corpse of a mid-range gigolo, Rob is fine.
Behold! Your First Look At Robert Pattinson’s Batman Costume In Action
What with all of the turmoil and devastation going on in the world right now, we know you’ve been dying to see sneak peeks of the 398th remake of Batman, starring the world’s most handsome man, Robert Pattison. Lucky for you, your prayers have been answered. Well, kind of.
Open Post: Hosted By The Smell Of The World’s Handsomest Man
Ever wonder what the handsomest man in the world smells like? Apparently, all you have to do is ask! According to E! News, Robert Pattison, who is currently, according to science, the handsomest man on the entire planet, told Allure Magazine that he smells like crayons. More specifically, like he’s been embalmed. I myself am no scientist, but I’ve made some quick calculations and have determined that this sounds about right.
Robert Pattinson Is The World’s Most Handsome Man According To Science
Science seriously needs to have its head examined. Last year Science tried to tell us that Bella Hadid was the most beautiful woman IN THE WORLD, now they say Robert Pattinson is the “world’s most handsome man” when he’s not even the world’s most handsome Cullen Family vampire (Kristin Stewart is certainly more handsome). No, Science is either drunk, or high, or a 12-year-old girl. Science is giving People Magazine a run for its money for the title of World’s Worst Superlative Chooser.
Robert Pattinson Says He’ll Do Art House Porn If “The Batman” Is A Flop
Robert Pattinson recently did an interview with The Guardian where he talked about how he doesn’t know how to act and promises that if The Batman becomes an Affleck-like disaster, he’ll enter into the world of art house porn. Which based on his own assessment of his acting abilities, I guess we have more art house porn to look forward to in 2020!