Night Crumbs

March 24, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

Laura Jeanne Poon has pulled that old-fashioned “sweep divorce news under the rug by releasing it on a Friday” PR move. Reese Witherspoon and her husband, Jim Toth, announced today that they’ve made the “difficult decision to divorce” after almost 12 years of marriage (their 12th wedding anniversary is on Sunday). Reese and Jim went on to say that they’re focused on co-parenting their 10-year-old son Tennesse James Toth, and sources add that there’s no drama behind the split. Well, I’m definitely pouring one out for the end of this marriage because if it wasn’t for Reese and Jim’s union, we would never have her iconically messy “This is BEYOND” arrest videos – People

I guess Robert Downey, Jr. got bored with sipping liquid gold while lounging on an Hermès floatie in a pool filled with his Iron Man money because he will produce and possibly star in a reboot of Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo. Obviously, RDJ doesn’t know Vertigo that well, because he didn’t get the movie’s message about the dangers of recreating the past! But I see that RDJ is sick of playing the superhero all the time and wants to be the villain for once by butchering a masterpiece – Variety

Last year, the Ohio home of Afroman, rapper and stoner philosopher behind the song Because I Got High, was raided by the cops on suspicion of drug trafficking and kidnapping. No charges were filed. Cops confiscated $5,000 in cash, and they later returned it, but Afroman claims they kept $400. Well, he decided to get a little payback on the cops by using footage from the raid in his music videos, and the police aren’t happy about it. They are suing him for “invasion of privacy.” And I’m guessing that when Afroman was served with that lawsuit, he sprinkled the good shit on it, rolled it up, and smoked it up. And yes, that footage will probably appear in his next music video – Jezebel

Goop Paltrow wanted to give thank you “treats” to the bailiffs working her hit-and-run trial in Utah, but that request was shut down by Judge Kent Holmberg. The judge is definitely looking out for the bailiffs because he doesn’t want to see them try to hide their disgust as they chew on Goopy’s flavorless bone broth bonbons. – Just Jared

Um, The Intercept may want to save some coins to pay an army of lawyers because they have reported that Gawker-killing evil gay millionaire Peter Thiel will be interviewed by Miami police over the suspected suicidal death of his boyfriend, model and Instagram influencer Jeff Thomas – The Intercept

Today in TOO EASY: Shawn Mendes has called on men to #freethebellybutton by wearing crop tops – Uproxx

Behold, Brandy and Paolo Montalban’s grand return as Cinderella and Prince Charming, I mean, King Charming, in the new Descendants movie – Celebitchy

Christina Applegate checked an internet troll for being mad about an underwear ad featuring a model in a wheelchair – HuffPo

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