Category: Post Malone
The AMAs Red Carpet Really Brought Out The Sparkles
The American Music Awards doesn’t have the respectability of the Grammys or the pizazz of the MTV VMAs, but it’s got…well, it’s got a pointy award and people that show up, and that’s all you really need for a music award show. As such, guests still put in some effort for the red carpet. Post Malone’s hair is still a mess and he’s got those “Yes I’ve been slowly picking off my Shellac manicure” nails, but he also came through with a bedazzled belt buckle and nudie suit made by Union Western Clothing featuring his initials and several snakes. I guess he didn’t get the memo that Taylor Swift had the whole snake thing locked down last night. Oh well, it still pulled his whole look together. That is, if he was going for a look that tells people he’s a very successful businessman who sells snakes at an Alabama swap meet.
Open Post: Hosted By Post Malone’s New Haircut
This BIG BREAKING NEWS started on Saturday, after Post Malone posted a picture of himself (Postception?) on Instagram with the caption: “Had 2 big ass dreads. plz don’t stop listening to my music.” On Sunday he confirmed that those big ass dreads were no more, and he’d gotten a haircut.
Post Malone’s Home Was Targeted By Robbers, But It Wasn’t His House
When some people look at Post Malone, they might think, “What kind of drugs makes a person high enough get a barbed-wire tattoo along their hairline?“. But apparently some wannabe criminals saw Post Malone and thought “I want to rob that guy’s house.” The only problem is, the robbers got the wrong place.