Category: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Testified Against Provo Canyon School About The Abuse She Claimed She Suffered As A Teen
People magazine has some details on the latest step forward in Paris Hilton‘s redemption arc. 39-year-old Paris has been reforming her image with her This Is Paris documentary which revealed she was “playing a character” and is actually very smart and in on the joke. She also darkly revealed allegations of abuse she suffered as a teen while she attended the Provo Canyon School in Utah. She alleged suffering emotional, physical, and psychological abuse while at the boarding school. Kat Von D co-signed the school’s alleged abusive ways. And Paris recently testified against Provo Canyon in Utah court. I wonder if legal wunderkind and former employee, Kim Kardashian, helped her with testimony prep?
Paris Hilton Gave Fiancé Carter Reum A Giant Portrait Of Them For His Birthday
Paris Hilton is in lurrrv and on her way to having designer twins via IVF with her most recent fiancé, businessman Carter Reum. It was his birthday on Friday, and Paris surprised him with a gigantic portrait of the two of them. People called it “life-sized”, but that’s inaccurate, as neither Paris nor Carter are BFGs. Paris posted a video of her presenting the gift to Carter, and his totally spontaneous and unrehearsed reaction was, “That is so… *scans brain for ANY positive adjective*… awesome! Is it a photograph? Oh no, it’s a painting.” A sliiight improvement over, “Wow! What a… birthday gift!”
Paris Hilton Is Starting IVF With Her Boyfriend Carter Reum
Paris Hilton is having a baby! Eventually! Through IVF! Actually, make that babies, plural. Because apparently if you do in vitro you have the power to choose twins, and that’s exactly what Paris wants. I hope she also has the power to choose her kids’ eye colors, it’ll save her a bundle on blue-colored contact lenses for babies. Paris, who turns 40 next month, has already begun her IVF journey with her entrepreneur boyfriend of over a year, Carter Reum. She revealed the news yesterday on The Trend Reporter with Mara podcast.
Taraji P. Henson As A Liberace Norma Desmond, And Other Looks From The American Music Awards
The American Music Awards happened last night at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, even though coronavirus numbers continue to spike and Southern California is under a curfew. But the organizers behind the AMAs claim they followed all guidelines. Well, if they’re putting the only people who matter in the world–AKA rich celebrities–in a room together during a pandemic, you know that it’s got all the bases covered. But we’re not here to talk about their health precautions, we’re here to drag their fashion!
Behold The Wisdom Of Paristotle On The Anniversary Of Her Selfie Invention
Because finding scattered bits of fossilized, Greek ex-fiancé nut butter in her knickers drawer totally qualifies Paris Hilton as the heiress apparent to the intellectual bounty of ancient Greece; we are all now in the twisty position of being reminded that the sad crumbles of drunk, projectile DNA were more sentient and self-aware than their intended target. According to E! News, Paris and her glamorously prescient finger on the pulse of our culture both fervently believe that they, along with Britney Spears, are the originators of what is arguably (no argument here) the ominous sign of hell finally meeting its handbasket: The selfie.
Khloe Kardashian Reminded Everyone That She Was Nicole Richie’s Assistant Way Back In The Mid-2000s
Ahhh, Old Hollywood. The scandals, the style, the starlets! I am, of course, talking about the mid-aughts, a very, very good time for show business – both of Britney’s marriages, the end of the original Bennifer, the rise of TomKat, Ashlee Simpson’s lip-sync jig on SNL, everything Lindsay Lohan, and the continued reign of Paris Hilton (ft. Nicole Richie). Little did we know what was stirring in the deepest, darkest recesses of Calabasas. A powerful, starving force had awakened, attracted by the bright lights of the paparazzi and the tacky fashions of the red carpet. “Me, me, meeee,” the beast growled, “Why not meeee?” Then, in 2007, the beast emerged; Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was released, and Keeping Up with the Kardashians promptly hit the airwaves.
Legend has it that it was Paris herself who helped crown her successor; she hired a then-unknown Kim to organize her closet. And now Kim’s sister, Khloe Kardashian, has let everyone know again that she briefly worked as Nicole Richie’s assistant. Sigh. The takeover was inevitable.