Category: Paris Hilton

Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton’s $61,000 Wedding Registry

October 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Whenever someone I know gets married and they inform me about where they’re registered for gifts, I say “That’s nice” then head over to CVS to get them a $50 gift card. But I assume that most people’s registries contain items they need for their house, and the prices are somewhat reasonable. However, these same rules don’t apply to Paris Hilton. Since she’s getting married soon to Carter Reum, she has a wedding registry with Gearys Beverly Hills. But if her wedding guests are anything like me, they took one look at what she wants, burst out laughing, and sent in their RSVPs with the words “HELL! NO!” in all caps. Because the total for her registry comes in at over $61,000. I know, only $61,000. Paris is being very frugal IN THIS ECONOMY.

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Paris Hilton Is Planning To Wear 10 Different Dresses To Her Wedding

August 18, 2021 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton is engaged for the fourth time in her life, as you already know, and this engagement seems like the one that might actually end with her getting married. She’s busy planning the perfect celebration for herself and her fiancé, Carter Reum. And as such, one of the biggest elements to her perfect day needs to be figured out. What will Paris wear?! Except, in this case, it’s more like “What won’t Paris wear“, because she plans on going through a week and a half’s worth of dresses when she says “I do.

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A Botox-Free Paris Hilton Is Reportedly Pregnant With Her First Child (UPDATE: She Denies It)

July 27, 2021 / Posted by:

Add another to the list of Botox-free celebrities! 40-year-old Paris Hilton has volunteered some information about her face which nobody asked for or believes and told The Telegraph’s Stella magazine that she has never had Botox or fillers. Sure, Jan. But at the very least Paris won’t be getting any for some time because it’s been reported that she’s pregnant with a child she made with her fiancé, 40-year-old Carter Reum. Once that baby comes out and Paris sees how fresh its skin is compared to hers, we’ll see how long she stays off the injectables, though.

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Paris Hilton Has A Cooking Show On Netflix For Some Reason

July 13, 2021 / Posted by:

The next phase of Paris Hilton‘s image rehabilitation is here: getting new shows for no reason! In between taking down abusive institutes, she’s got herself some side gigs. Like hawking an MLM art scheme NFTs and now she’s also got a *checks notes* a cooking show on Netflix. I’m sure Rachael Ray is more intimidated than when the Beyhive came after her.

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Paris Hilton Is The “Real OG” Of Bitcoin And Sold An NFT Collection For $1.1 Million

April 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Here’s some “rich person getting even richer” news. Which I know you all care about, especially in a pandemic-driven recession. And you’ll love it even more because it’s starring Paris Hilton. Like her fellow early-aughts party girl fixture Lindsay Lohan, Paris is really into the crypto art game. In fact, she’s already sold an NFT collection for $1.1 million.

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