Taraji P. Henson As A Liberace Norma Desmond, And Other Looks From The American Music Awards
The American Music Awards happened last night at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, even though coronavirus numbers continue to spike and Southern California is under a curfew. But the organizers behind the AMAs claim they followed all guidelines. Well, if they’re putting the only people who matter in the world–AKA rich celebrities–in a room together during a pandemic, you know that it’s got all the bases covered. But we’re not here to talk about their health precautions, we’re here to drag their fashion!
Host, Taraji P. Henson showed up ready to party in a head-wrap which I’m 100% certain looked more luxurious in person but in those bright-ass professional pap lights is giving me more “Waiting For The Color To Set” than “Glamour.” And of course, eventually, it was revealed that she put on a wig beneath the head-wrap was long-luscious hair.
Megan Fox decided to twist the knife in Brian Austin Green‘s heart and went with her kids’ new BFF, Machine Gun Kelly, who decided to dress like the leader of an MC Hammer-inspired cult. Megan also introduced MGK before he rap-talked.
Dua Lipa showed up looking like she was one of Ariel’s mermaid sisters who was added in at the last minute, turned human for some reason and given bare minimum details but then immediately bedazzled to cover it up.
And of course no award show is complete without some under-dressed heterosexual male, which we received in the form of Lewis Capaldi, who I would describe as like Ed Sheeran with the inability to grow a beard but the ability to relax his hair?
Jennifer Lopez decided to stitch together Beyoncé‘s wet-hair and Angelina Jolie‘s possessed-leg, and then tossed a glittery two-piece on her insanely good body which of course looks amazing in anything and is incredible because trick hasn’t obeyed coronavirus gym closures ever in months, so…
JLo’s “basic glittery-hot lady” was a theme and newly non-racist reformed Heiress, Paris Hilton, showed up in glitter and so did Cara Delevingne:
I would’ve rather seen MGK’s chest window top on Maluma, but he went a little more demure instead:
BTS looked like scene-stealing extras from Taylor Swift‘s Me music video.
Doja Cat hit up the show in one of those ruffle dresses that’s supposed to look I guess haute-couture and shit? IDK, to me it always looks more like some kind of limp cream dessert gone wrong. Princess Peach is the only person in history to ever pull-off hip-poofs.
And Bel Biv Devoe showed up serving color coordination.
Looking like the smoothest Alvin and the Chipmunks I have ever fucking seen. These guys look like the side-pieces of the fairies from Sleeping Beauty. So clearly they won the night.
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