Oprah Winfrey Is Donating $10 Million Towards Coronavirus Relief

With Tom Hanks’ return to the United States, the three cornerstones of the Illuminati pentagram can once again join forces to summon the devil as soon as Oprah Winfrey can get Jay-Z to pick up the phone (don’t worry, they don’t have to worrying about staying 6-feet away from each other so they don’t catch coronavirus because they invented coronavirus). Perhaps as a smoke screen to hide their true purpose, Oprah has decided to donate $10 million dollars to various coronavirus relief efforts, $1 million of which has already been donated to America’s Food Fund, a newly formed organization co-founded by Leonardo DiCaprio and Laurene Powell Jobs (Steve’s widow). So now, can we let her get back to sucking the brains out of babies’ ears in peace? Your move, Jeff Bezos (oh wait, he just announced he’s dating $100 million to Feeding America).

According to TMZ:

Oprah is cutting a huge check for coronavirus relief efforts … with a massive $10 million donation to help folks struggling during the pandemic.

O just announced the huge pledge Thursday on social media … and she’s allocating $1 million of her donation to help feed hungry Americans who are food insecure.

Oprah says that money is going to America’s Food Fund — an initiative co-founded by Leonardo DiCaprio and Laurene Powell Jobs which just got off the ground. AFF is aiming to provide meals for communities hit hard by the virus, and it’s also backed by Apple and the Ford Foundation.

As for the remaining $9 million, Oprah says the money will go to various COVID-19 related relief efforts in communities across the country and in areas where she grew up — Mississippi and Tennessee.

Here’s Oprah effectively gesticulating wildly while yelling “You get a loaf of bread! You get a loaf of bread! You get a loaf of bread! Everybody gets a loaf of bread*!” *well not everybody, but a lot of people at any rate.

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@chefjoseandres and Claire Babineaux-Fontenot have teamed up with @leonardodicaprio, Laurene Powell Jobs and @Apple to launch America’s Food Fund to help feed local communities. I was struck by the work these organizations are doing and while everyone’s priority right now is to stay safer at home, I know there are many of us looking for ways to help. I believe that America’s Food Fund will be a powerful way to make a difference for our neighbors in need and am committing $1 million to this fund to support those facing food insecurity. I am donating $10 million overall to help Americans during this pandemic in cities across the country and in areas where I grew up. For more on this Fund and how everyone can be of service, tap the link in my bio to watch this free AppleTV+ conversation.

A post shared by Oprah (@oprah) on Apr 2, 2020 at 5:45am PDT

Yes, this is America in 2020. OK Jay-Z, since Tom already made a blood sacrifice, you’re up! Since Oprah’s working with Apple, may I suggest free Tidal subscriptions to any American who can provide a positive COVID-19 test?

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