Category: Open Post
Open Post: Hosted By The Mom Who Went Viral After Making Nachos In A Kiddie Pool
I’m going to assume when you have a lot of mouths to feed, you need to come up with the most efficient way to make sure you’re not the mom your kid discusses neglect about with their therapist. And one New York mother of 12, Alicia Dougherty, thought she created a cheat code for feeding her family by crafting a huge nacho bowl inside of a kiddie pool. But the internet thinks otherwise and immediately chastised her for her lazy culinary attempt.
Open Post: Hosted By Ginuwine Falling During His “Lovers & Friends” Set And Later Laughing About It
The Lovers & Friends music festival in Las Vegas was apparently cursed by dead mobster spirits that overlook the city. Because not only has it resulted in Usher’s alleged birthday bash beatdown at the hands of Chris Brown, but it also tried to kill Ginuwine as well! Ok, not necessarily “kill” him, but Las Vegas did send some bad juju his way after he took a nasty spill during his set. But he wants everyone to know he’s fine and is explaining exactly what happened when gravity pulled him just a little closer to the ground.
Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Coolidge Shouting Out The Striking Writers At The MTV Movie & TV Awards
Even though Drew Barrymore dropped out of hosting last night’s MTV Movie & TV Awards in solidarity with the WGA writers’ strike, the show went on (in a pre-recorded virtual ceremony)! And what it lacked in host, it more than made up for in remote acceptance speeches from Jennifer Coolidge. She picked up two golden popcorn awards: the Comedic Genius Award and Most Frightened Performance (such an important honor) for The White Lotus. At the end of her first acceptance speech, Jennifer voiced her support for the striking writers and proved that her kooky bimbo persona is just an act by quoting Shakespeare.
Open Post: Hosted By “Jeopardy!” Contestants Committing A Sin By Messing Up A Betty White Clue
Jeopardy! is filled to the brim with smart people who casually know what the 16th AND 44th digits of pi are. The only version I can compete on is the kid edition, and even then, just barely. But if there’s one Achilles heel that these brainiacs all share, it’s their lack of pop culture knowledge. This was particularly evident in a recent episode where not one, not two, but THREE of the contestants had no clue who Betty White was. I guess watching rerun after rerun of The Golden Girls at your grandma’s house is no longer a rite of passage!
Open Post: Hosted By Freya The Boat-Sinking Walrus Queen Getting A Sculpture In Her Honor
Only a year ago, the world was introduced to Freya, the instantly iconic walrus who terrorized Norwegian docks with 1300 lbs of beauty! Last summer, Freya decided to vacation on the boats of the Norwegian people, sexily lounging on them like an Instagram influencer at the Monaco Yacht Show. However, her antics quickly launched a thousand insurance claims because she managed to sink all the boats she laid across! Despite her popularity, Freya was taken by the authorities and put down due to public safety concerns. However, her legacy as the hottest mammalian sunbather will live on because she’s getting her own statue!
Open Post: Hosted By The Giant Penis That Someone Mowed Into The Lawn Where A Coronation Party Is Set To Take Place
We are literally just hours away from King Charles III’s Big Day, and many in Britain couldn’t be unhappier. But like it or not, King Chuck and his ride-or-die second wife, Queen Camilla, are preparing for all of their celebrations away from everyone not important enough to be there. So those poor sods are left to their own devices to celebrate in their own way. And in the town of Bath, a celebration was set to take place at the historic Royal Crescent this weekend. But now, with the addition of a giant dick mowed into the lawn, they better think of a way to remove it immediately.