Open Post: Hosted By Freya The Boat-Sinking Walrus Queen Getting A Sculpture In Her Honor

May 6, 2023 / Posted by:

Only a year ago, the world was introduced to Freya, the instantly iconic walrus who terrorized Norwegian docks with 1300 lbs of beauty! Last summer, Freya decided to vacation on the boats of the Norwegian people, sexily lounging on them like an Instagram influencer at the Monaco Yacht Show. However, her antics quickly launched a thousand insurance claims because she managed to sink all the boats she laid across! Despite her popularity, Freya was taken by the authorities and put down due to public safety concerns. However, her legacy as the hottest mammalian sunbather will live on because she’s getting her own statue!

Unsurprisingly, people were very unhappy with the way that Freya’s situation was handled. To immortalize the lovable walrus, they decided to pool funds in her honor. The online campaign managed to receive $25,000, which was used to make a life-sized Freya statue. The hope is to remember Freya and remind people that animals and nature are a key part of our shared world. via People:

Artist Astri Tonoian told CNN of her inspiration for the sculpture, “In my head, my goal was to make an immortal symbol of people’s ability to mistreat not just wildlife but also humans.”

Tonoian added that she hopes the statue will serve as a “three-dimension history lesson.”

She has now been honored like the official Hot Slut of 2022 should. May Freya happily sunbathe and destroy rich people’s boats in walrus heaven!

Pic: YouTube

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