Kim Zolciak Is Not A Racist Because Racism Doesn’t Exist

April 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Kim Zolciak has made it very clear that she has no intention of returning to The Real Housewives of Atlanta. We don’t know the reasons but NeNe Leakes hinted that something untoward (and considering what passes for toward on those shows, it must have been really nasty) had gone downbehind the scenes” at the season 10 reunion special.

On Sunday night, the final installment of the reunion special finally aired and the last 3 minutes of the show found Kim acting like a real #priviledgedpeiceofshit (Nene’s term, not mine) by asking to speak to the manager (Andy Cohen) backstage (in a bathroom) to complain about the unfair treatment she received during the special.

Among her complaints; Andy didn’t ask her about anything positive, she felt ganged up on, and she didn’t like getting called a racist. (Besides racism is bullshit and only exists because of social media.) Kim also complained that she’s the only white woman Bravo could find to put up with all those mouthy African-American women. Good thing racism doesn’t exist or people might feel a certain kind of way about that. Oh wait:

Let’s parse this non-existent racism, shall we? One of the reasons Kim was being “hammered” was in response to Kim and Kim’s daughter saying NeNe has roaches in her house. At the reunion, the racial implications of that characterization were pointed out to Kim but she unmoved. According to People:

Though she appeared to shrug off the negativity during the ferocious fight, rolling her eyes and calming walking off set after it was done, Zolciak-Biermann broke down in tears while talking to Cohen after the show’s wrap.

Crying in the bathroom to Andy, Kim said:

“That bitch knows I’m not racist. NeNe knows I’m not racist,” Zolciak-Biermann told Cohen. “You know why you have not found another white woman to [join the cast]? Because nobody is dumb enough to do that! Put yourself in my shoes — five African-American women — just hammered! I couldn’t even speak, my mind’s a f—— whirlwind!”

The racist stereotypes are coming to life, people! Oh shit, the Angry Black Women! Run for your life, Kim! Good thing for her it’s all a mirage since racism is a myth.

“This whole racism thing in this day in age is bullshit. Everyone of those motherfuckers on that couch owe this world a fucking apology for this racism shit,” Zolciak-Biermann said. “They already tried to claim that shit long ago. Nobody bought into it then because the social media wasn’t there and racism wasn’t fucking all that real. You know it.”

She makes a compelling argument. Racism, if true, is definitely black people’s fault and we should apologize. And if it weren’t for social media, then black people would be totally free to sit in cafes, play golf, complain about poor service or laugh too loudly in public without somebody calling the cops. How dare we make Kim cry like that when her face has already been through so much!

Pic: Bravo

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