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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Tell Trump To Stop Using His Music

June 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Specifically, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne want Donald Trump to stop using the song “Crazy Train” as they want nothing to do with his messiness or politics in general, even if “Crazy Train” is a perfect song for Trump’s rallies. But although Ozzy may have bitten the head off a bat, he’s not into Trump’s brand of crazy. Sharon also knows that Trump wouldn’t make it past the first round of Charm School so there’s no way he’s allowed to us their music. He’s no Pumkin!

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Cardi B Is Probably Not Going To Join Maroon 5 During The Super Bowl Halftime Show

December 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Cardi B may not be the first person who comes to mind when you hear the words “political activist“. Ok, she’s somewhere amidst Gandhi, Amber Rose, and an elementary school cafeteria sit in demanding fish fingers Fridays, but not all heroes wear capes, and Cardi has thrown herself in the ring as the latest boycotter of Super Bowl LII.

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I See That Someone (Read: Taylor Swift) Just Watched Christopher Walken In The “Weapon Of Choice” Video 

March 12, 2018 / Posted by:

And it goes without typing, but Christopher Walken danced it better. Shit, Christopher Walken would’ve danced it better if he had two broken legs, a busted hip, paralyzed arms and a stage 10 IBS flare up that was causing his ass to explode.

During last night’s iHeart Radio Music Awards (which happened at the same time as the premiere of the Paula Abdul-less reboot of American Idull starring Tay Tay’s nemesis and NUN KILLER!!! Katy Perry), Taylor bought won the award for female artist of the year, and she wasn’t there to accept it, but she prerecorded her speech and also dropped the video for her new single Delicate. And the Delicate video also confirms that Taylor has dropped the “bad girl who ditches class to vape in the girls” room” image and is back to being the most annoying theater kid in drama class. WARNING: Cringe-inducing dancing ahead!

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R. Kelly And The One That Got Away

July 24, 2017 / Posted by:

The self-proclaimed “Pied Piper of R&B” (yeah, let that marinate a bit), R. Kelly can’t keep his face off the TMZ homepage these days. Today’s latest story is about a girl who got away. A woman, who was 20 at the time, spoke to TMZ about meeting R. Kelly after she was singled out by “someone in his crew” at a concert last December and given a backstage pass.

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Which Colored Pill Do We Take To Make “The Matrix” Reboot Go Away?

March 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Get Out was made from an original idea, it cost around $4.5 million to make and it’s brought in a mountain of money in just a few weeks. But yet, Hollywood is still looking at it and sharpening their shank as they say, “That’s nice, but which action series from the past can we try to milk for easy money next?” The Hollywood Reporter says they’re going after The Matrix series. As someone who once got laughed at by a DJ at a goth club for requesting a song from The Matrix soundtrack, I, at first, didn’t think it was a bad idea to bring back the series. But I quickly dropped that “idea” into the Land of Do Not Want after reading that Lana and Lily Wachowski aren’t working on it.

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