Specifically, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne want Donald Trump to stop using the song “Crazy Train” as they want nothing to do with his messiness or politics in general, even if “Crazy Train” is a perfect song for Trump’s rallies. But although Ozzy may have bitten the head off a bat, he’s not into Trump’s brand of crazy. Sharon also knows that Trump wouldn’t make it past the first round of Charm School so there’s no way he’s allowed to us their music. He’s no Pumkin!
Via Rolling Stone:
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne denounced President Donald Trump’s unauthorized use of “Crazy Train” in a Twitter video the president posted mocking the 2020 Democratic primary candidates.
The video, posted Thursday morning, opens with footage of the technical difficulties that marred Wednesday’s first Democratic primary debate and pairs it with the intro to Osbourne’s 1980 hit. Eventually, the video fades to black and reemerges with footage of Trump walking up to a podium.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 27, 2019
If I saw this without content I would assume this was Trump’s WWE audition video, and I’d expect him to start flipping chairs before wrestling Chuck Todd and Rachael Maddow. I know Trump has already flirted with being a WWE star in 2007 but I think based on this video he never let that dream die.
I also love that Trump emerges acting like a stable genius and pretending that his presidency hasn’t been the biggest crazy train ever. Sharon also kindly suggested some other acts he could use:
The Osbournes also offered some alternative songs Trump could use, naming the smattering of musicians that have voiced their support for him. “In the meantime, we have a suggestion for Mr. Trump: perhaps he should reach out to some of his musician friends. Maybe Kayne West (‘Gold Digger’), Kid Rock (‘I Am the Bullgod’) or Ted Nugent (‘Stranglehold’) will allow use of their music.”
Trump could get any of those guys but you know Scott Baio has been in his basement just waiting for a moment like this. I’m not sure if he would do a Trump ballad or try his hand at rapping. Either way it would be a welcome distraction from getting into fights with the wife of a Red Hot Chili Pepper or Nicole Eggert molestation accusations. Baio needs this and Trump should give it to him as he’s been one his most prominent and vocal celebrity endorsements he’s gotten.