Love WINS! Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Are “Officially Back On”
This weekend is a holy time for many people. Thousands around the world come together to celebrate the resurrection of something considered long dead and rejoice in the knowledge that miracles are possible. That’s right. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox‘s relationship has risen from the dead and is stronger than ever! It’s time to spread the good word that, against all odds, love between two attention-seeking celebrities CAN survive.
MGK and Megan got together in early 2020, and, lo, the angels rejoiced over their blessed union. We were graced with visions of what true love looks like: blood promises, rings that cause bodily damage, and lots of mouth stuff. Sadly, their beautiful relationship has faced its share of trials and tribulations. Nothing has been confirmed, but there’s been talk that MGK slipped his overexposed tongue into another. He hath denied these claims, but it wasn’t enough to stop Megan from deleting all her Instagram photos of him and then nuking her whole profile, which for influencers is the ultimate betrayal. They tried to keep it going by visiting relationship counselors but, sadly, love was officially declared dead in March 2023. HOWEVER! As the prophets foretold (read: weird stans), Machine Gun Kelly and Megan would come back, stronger than ever! As Page Six notes, it only took a trip to paradise to put the two “officially” together again. A zombie relationship? It’s the perfectly edgy type of union they could ask for.
“They’re officially back on after going through a rocky patch in their relationship,” the source explained. “The last few months has been tough for them both but they went away together to do some healing and it’s been working.”
“They feel more connected than ever,” the insider continued, noting that Fox, 36, believes the singer, 32, is her “soulmate” and was “never going to give up” on their relationship.
Sounds like Megan’s been listening to a little Rick Astley recently. No more weeping outside the therapist’s office. It’s all smooth sailing and kisses on the beach from now on!
In fact, the self-proclaimed twin flames were all smiles while holding hands during a romantic stroll along the shore Thursday, according to photos obtained by the outlet.
At one point, MGK — whose real name is Colson Baker — even gave Fox a piggyback ride so that she wouldn’t have to walk barefoot over a rocky section of the beach.
Here are those pics:
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are seen in Hawaii. pic.twitter.com/rqK6O5czzF
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For all of you doubting Thomases out there, love is alive. Apparently, piggyback rides and expensive vacations to Hawaii fix everything. I think now that they’re back, they should learn from their sins and keep the relationship on the down low. I don’t need Megan resurrecting pictures of her and MGK tonguing on Instagram. Let that practice die a sweet death!