Category: Make That Money
Amazon Has Reportedly Spent $25 Million On A Documentary About Rihanna

The Hollywood Reporter say that Amazon has paid $25 million for a documentary about singer-turned-makeup millionaire-turned-current reigning underwear queen Rihanna. Somewhere in Florida, an Amazon delivery person paid $0 to ask Aaron Carter what made him get that huge Rihanna tattoo on the side of his face.
Ed Sheeran Broke U2’s Tour Record By Raking In Almost $800 Million

Ed Sheeran’s ÷ (Divide) Tour started on March 16, 2017 in Italy, and it just wrapped up in Ipswich, England on Monday. Ed was on that tour for more than two years, and played 255 shows. I complain a lot about the amount of times I have been forced to listen to Thinking Out Loud at weddings, doctor’s offices, the grocery store, 1-800 number hold music. But I never once thought of poor Ed Sheeran having to sing it at every show for more than TWO YEARS. You know what? No, I can’t feel too sorry for him. Because he got paid every time he sang it, and all I got was the urge to buy earplugs.Maybe Ed can buy me some, because I know he’s got the money!
The Rock Is Once Again Forbes’ Highest-Paid Actor

After two whole years languishing – suffering, even! – in the number two spot, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is back at the top of Forbes’ annual list of the highest-paid actors. Now someone else can be the roody-poo candy ass number two, and that someone is Chris Hemsworth. Hang your head (and bank account) in shame, hottest Hemsworth brother.
Mia Khalifa Says She Only Made $12,000 From Porn Despite Still Being Globally Ranked

Mia Khalifa was apparently the second most searched porn star on Pornhub last year even though she hasn’t done porn since 2014. Why has she not done porn, you ask? Did she get tired of it, move on, find other work? Well no, not really. She left after making only $12,000 from her short career, because she was getting death threats from ISIS. Yes thee ISIS was threatening to kill Mia Khalifa because of a porn she did in a hijab.
“The Lion King” Has Made A Ton of Money So Far

And in a strange turn of events, it’s not from horny, confused people accidentally buying tickets to what they thought was The Loin King.
The Spelling Manor Has Sold For A Record $120 Million

According to The L.A. Times, The Manor – sometimes called Spelling Manor, the largest home in Los Angeles – has sold for $120 million, a new L.A. County real estate record. Construction on The Manor began in 1988. It was home to Aaron Spelling, and was nicknamed Candyland, in honor of his wife Candy Spelling. He lived there with his – oh my god, do I even have to say it? It was Tori Spelling’s house back when she still had champagne kisses and caviar dreams. Which is a real 180 from what she’s got now, which is a silver spray painted-platter piled high with FINAL NOTICE letters.