Kim Kardashian Admits That Kanye West Told Her To Stop Putting Makeup On Their Daughter North
I am eagerly awaiting all of the West children’s Mommie Dearest tell-all in about ten years, because I can only imagine the amounts of fuckery they experience on a daily basis. First off their father, Kanye West, truly does believe he’s Jesus and probably gives them their meals like it’s Communion. Then you have their mother, Kim Kardashian, who would surely turn to stone if anyone ever caught her not looking like porn’s answer to Morticia Addams. And these are the beauty standards she’s already placing on their eldest daughter, North, because according to Kanye, he wants Kim to stop slapping their 6-year-old child’s face with makeup immediately.
Us Weekly reports Kanye is tired of seeing little North run around looking like Klown Kardashian, so he decided to put an end to Kim treating her like some kind of living doll. And plus North is only 6, so she still has a few years before the mandatory Kardashian Boot Kamp training where innocence goes out the window a marketing yourself as a brand begins.
“She loves makeup but her dad won’t let her wear it,” Kardashian told E! during her KKW x WINNIE makeup collaboration dinner in New York City on Thursday, September 12. “I think he had it, he changed all the rules. I’d let her wear, you know, she has a little red for Christmas, I’d let her wear a red lip, or I’d let her do one pop of something. I’d let her if she’s wearing a black dress, a black lip. Kylie would give her all of these lip kits, so I kind of got in trouble for that. So, it’s now no more makeup.”
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— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) December 26, 2018
I can already see their My Kid’s Outta Control! episode with Dr. Phil in a few years where Kim is barely crying through her Botox, whining about how North never listens, and Kanye says things like, “Hush My Child, Yeezus hears your prayers“. I’m going to need Kanye to perform a new miracle in order to derail North’s evolution into the second coming of Kim because we all see it happening. And that miracle is simply hiding all of Kim’s makeup from Kim because obviously she can’t be trusted.
Here’s Kim at the first part of the Creative Arts Emmys last night, for some reason….
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