Category: Machine Gun Kelly
Open Post: Hosted By Machine Gun Kelly Snorting “Cocaine” Off Megan Fox’s Boobs As Tommy Lee And Pam Anderson
Last week, people speculated that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly were over cuz they laid low over the summer. Turns out the couple was just saving all their energy for the Annual March of the Attention Whores, aka Halloween. This weekend they dressed up in two different couples costumes: BDSM-Catholic types, and Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And because giant fake boobs and tattoos aren’t as edgy as they were 25 years ago, MGK went the extra mile and posted a video of himself snorting “cocaine” off of Meg/Pam’s chest through a rolled-up dollar bill. No word on what the mysterious white substance actually was. Baby powder? Flour? Anthrax? Continue reading
Some Think Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Have Split, And Megan Sarcastically Responded To A Commenter Asking Where Her Kids Were
It seems like just yesterday that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly were thrusting their oh-so-edgy love in our faces: tonguin’ on the red carpet and drinking each other’s blood. Ah, the good ol’ days. But, since the spring, we’ve heard nary a peep from the Bizarro version of Kourtney Kardashian & Travis Barker. This silence, plus a few clues from Instagram, has led some to deduce that Megan and MGK are dunzo. Ugh, I hope they are. There’s no logical reason Machine Gun Kelly should be this famous.
Machine Gun Kelly Smashed A Champagne Glass On His Forehead For Attention
With all the attention that Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling have been getting as Ken and Barbie, it’s no wonder that their trashy $1 store tethers, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, seem to be scrambling to redirect the spotlight onto themselves, the self-styled Barbie and Ken of the poser punk scene. Well, MGK, Sir, you are no Ken! Ken’s got more balls in his smooth plastic mons pubis than whatever MGK had rolling around under his pastel pink culottes as he smashed a champagne glass on his forehead on stage during an after-party. Yes, a CHAMPAGNE glass. Even MGK’s weapon of choice was less punk rock than the machine-frayed edges on Ken’s sleeveless light-wash denim jacket.
Travis Barker Was Hospitalized For An Unidentified Medical Emergency (UPDATE)
UPDATE: TMZ says that 46-year-old Travis Barker is down and out with pancreatitis and a recent colonoscapy he had may have triggered it. Below is the original post.
The Kardashian Krew are habitual shape-shifters, so I would have bet the farm that if there was a Kardashian-adjacent medical emergency, it would be due to one of the Koven’s rib-removals gone awry or an overzealous seat-sucking leading to two sad, deflated balloon looking flaps of skin where ass cheeks used to be. Unfortunately, it seems as though something more serious has happened to a member of the Krew, because Kourtney Kardashian’s husband, Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker, was hospitalized yesterday for a yet-to-be-disclosed medical emergency.
Machine Gun Kelly Called Megan Fox His “Wife” As He Dedicated A Song At The BBMAs To Her And Their “Unborn Child”
Machine Gun Kelly performed at the 2022 Billboard Music Awards last night and since he and Megan Fox turn award shows into the fucking stunt-queen runway, he had to pull a trick during his performance to get the people talking. This time he chose to refer to his fiancé as his “wife” to get us to wonder if they had gotten married already. And he also brought up their “unborn child” but I think he means “unconceived child” because is she even pregnant? The stunts continue–and I’m not just talking about those clip-in bangs!
Megan Fox Explains That She And Machine Gun Kelly Only Drink Each Other’s Blood For “Ritual Purposes Only”
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are pretty consistently a mess. When they got engaged in January, the couple notoriously were reported to have drank each others’ blood in a ceremony and MGK has said in interviews that the ring he got for Megan is designed to hurt her when she takes it off. ROMANCE! But People says that Megan is clearing the air about that blood stuff. She isn’t some blood-drinking vampiress! She and MGK drink each other’s blood for “ritual purposes only.” …Which… is exactly what I thought it was, and is not really any better or different.