Open Post: Hosted By Machine Gun Kelly Snorting “Cocaine” Off Megan Fox’s Boobs As Tommy Lee And Pam Anderson

October 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week, people speculated that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly were over cuz they laid low over the summer. Turns out the couple was just saving all their energy for the Annual March of the Attention Whores, aka Halloween. This weekend they dressed up in two different couples costumes: BDSM-Catholic types, and Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And because giant fake boobs and tattoos aren’t as edgy as they were 25 years ago, MGK went the extra mile and posted a video of himself snorting “cocaine” off of Meg/Pam’s chest through a rolled-up dollar bill. No word on what the mysterious white substance actually was. Baby powder? Flour? Anthrax?

Here’s MGK’s Instagram post. The video is third in the carousel:

And here’s Megan’s Halloween costume post:

Entertainment Weekly reports that the couple wore their costumes for Casamigos tequila’s Halloween party in Beverly Hills. MGK actually played Tommy Lee in the 2019 Mötley Crüe biopic The Dirt. It’s highly likely that he and Megan’s costumes were inspired by the FX series Pam & Tommy. See: all the other Pam and Tommy impersonators running around my city this weekend. But MGK and Megan didn’t stop at titties and “fake” coke. They also dressed up as a priest and naughty parishioner. Please note that MGK is leading Megan around on a leash. OK, sure!:

Obviously, Megan’s comments are filled with offended Christians who are calling her and MGK blasphemous. Perfect. It’s all going exactly according to plan. That’s #famewhorelife, baby! Happy Halloween!

Pic: Instagram

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