Category: Machine Gun Kelly
Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Are Trying To Make It Work Despite The Cheating Rumors
Stans of the Megan Fox-Machine Gun Kelly relationship may still have some hope for the nation’s ~eDGiEst~ relationship. Megan and MGK have seemingly been on the outs after Megan did the unthinkable and deleted all the pics of her (maybe ex) fiancé then nuked her Instagram account. While there does indeed appear to be trouble in emo paradise, the couple is reportedly seeking help to save their relationship. If these two crazy kids can’t make it work, what chance do the rest of us have?!
Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Were Spotted Out Together Amid Breakup Rumors
In the wake of Megan Fox seemingly dumping Machine Gun Kelly and deleting her Instagram, The Daily Mail papped the pair “visibly upset as they left a marriage counselling office” yesterday. NOOOOO, MEGAN. You don’t try to make it work with the white rapper named Machine Gun who drinks your blood and gives you the hurty engagement ring. You run like hell and never, ever, ever look back!
Megan Fox Deletes Instagram After Hinting That She And Machine Gun Kelly Broke Up
Megan Fox gave the Super Bowl a run for its money in the theatrics department over the weekend as the 36-year-old Megan deleted any sign of her fiancé, 32-year-old rapper Machine Gun Kelly, from her Instagram profile. She started trending on Twitter and was responding to people in her comments section on Instagram, suggesting that one of them was sexing someone outside of the relationship. I think we can guess which one it would have been–which is wild since, I mean, Megan was slumming it being with MGK, to begin with. But after causing a scene online, Megan has now deleted her profile completely. Drop a bomb and make an exit, truly the actions of someone in the middle of a chaotic break-up. But did we expect a low-key break-up from them? They drank each other’s blood for “ritual purposes only”–we knew where this was going. Deleting Instagram is the least she could do, really.
It Seems Like Megan Fox Has Dumped Machine Gun Kelly
Horrible news for believers in true love but great news for companies who make antibiotics (since a single Machine Gun Kelly may openly be on the loose again). The discount Pam and Tommy Lee, MGK, and Megan Fox, may be over. Actually, I shouldn’t even say “may” because Megan Fox has wiped MGK from her Instagram, and that’s a bigger break-up sign than her cutting off her finger with her trapped engagement ring on it. And before Megan let the world know that she’s probably single for now, MGK let us know that during a recent performance, he got electrocuted, and that may be code for “I got dumped.”
This Year’s Razzie Nominations Are Here, And Tom Hanks Is A Triple Nominee
The 2023 Razzie nominations are here, and poor Tom Hanks scored three nominations: Worst Actor for Disney’s Pinocchio, Worst Supporting Actor for Elvis, and Worst Screen Couple for Tom and his “Latex-Laden Face (and Lubricous Accent)” in Elvis. From double Oscar winner to triple Razzie nominee. Bummer. On the bright side, Tom isn’t the only guy with three noms: Colson Baker, aka Machine Gun Kelly, was also nominated thrice for Worst Actor, Worst Director, and Worst Screen Couple (with Avril Lavigne’s fiancé, Mod Sun) for the stoner comedy, Good Mourning (0% on Rotten Tomatoes). Tom Hanks and MGK: industry equals!
Megan Fox Announces That She’s Looking For A Girlfriend
Are America’s reigning horniest/most obnoxious couple on the outs? People are once again speculating that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have split, having had their fill of bloody Megans. In a recent social media post, Megan donned her finest pink bucket hat to announce that she would like applications from the audience for the role of her new girlfriend. Uh oh, the last time she wore that a hat like that everyone thought we were finally free of their reign of tedious attempts at edginess. We were WRONG, of course. You can’t kill their true love (for famewhoring)!