Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Got Engaged And Celebrated By Drinking Each Other’s Blood
Sorry Kanye West and Julia Fox, the attention whore couple of all attention whore couples are now ENGAGED! 35-year-old Megan Fox and her “twin flame”, 31-year-old Machine Gun Kelly (aka Weed) are getting hitched. Not since Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson has the world been so excited for nuptials! And hopefully, these ones actually happen because I mean, just picture the sort of stripper-chic wedding eleganza that Megan could serve us! Fashion Nova, start sewing!
People says that Megan and MGK’s engagement comes after a year and a half of dating. The couple first went public in 2020, confirming their love a few months after Brian Austin Green announced he and Megan had indeed broken up in late 2019 after ten years of marriage. They share three kids together, Noah, Bodhi, and Journey, and officially finalized their divorce this past October. This will be the first marriage for MGK, who has a 12-year-old daughter.
Megan and MGK’s engagement was a low-key private affair, and of course, I mean the direct opposite of that. They got someone to record the whole thing, which Page Six says went down at the epicenter of spiritual awareness: outside of a spa at the Ritz-Carlton in Puerto Rico. In her ultra-dramatic caption, Megan writes that they went through HELL together (listen, they walked the red carpet at the MTV VMAs, which is hell to some people) and drank each other’s blood after getting engaged. Even Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton are like, “Calm down, you two.” Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian need to take notes because these two had MULTIPLE angles of cameras set up to capture the romantic moment where MGK is dressed like an employee at a Las Vegas Footlocker meets a bootleg Beetlejuice.
MGK also shared a video of Megan’s ring, which he co-designed with jeweler Stephen Webster:
Megan may have been joking about the blood-drinking, but then again, maybe not. If she wasn’t joking, how are these two going to top that grossness at their wedding ceremony? The CDC is busy enough, but I’m sure they’re watching.
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