Category: Daft Punk
Machine Gun Kelly Smashed A Champagne Glass On His Forehead For Attention
With all the attention that Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling have been getting as Ken and Barbie, it’s no wonder that their trashy $1 store tethers, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, seem to be scrambling to redirect the spotlight onto themselves, the self-styled Barbie and Ken of the poser punk scene. Well, MGK, Sir, you are no Ken! Ken’s got more balls in his smooth plastic mons pubis than whatever MGK had rolling around under his pastel pink culottes as he smashed a champagne glass on his forehead on stage during an after-party. Yes, a CHAMPAGNE glass. Even MGK’s weapon of choice was less punk rock than the machine-frayed edges on Ken’s sleeveless light-wash denim jacket.
Daft Punk Broke Up
After 28 years together, French electronic music duo Daft Punk is no more. Repose En Paix. The Daft Punk helmet guys (human names: Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo) announced their split in an ~avant-garde~8-minute film entitled Epilogue. Their publicist, Kathryn Frazier, officially confirmed the split to Variety. She gave no further details. Très mystérieux!