Category: Lori Loughlin

Here’s The Trailer For The Netflix’s “Operation Varsity Blues” Documentary

March 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Please hold some space in your heart today for Olivia Jade. The official trailer for Netflix’s hybrid documentary Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admission Scandal is out, forcing Olivia to once again disable the comments on her Instagram page. But that’s not the worst of it. Not only did she not get a part in the doc, but this doc is also not a Hallmark movie called Stop Ruining My Life Mom!: The Olivia Jade Story starring Olivia Jade as herself. Instead, the movie features recreations of the conversations captured by the FBI between Rick Singer, played here by Matthew Modine, and the rich parents who partnered with him to get their kids into elite colleges and also USC. That means whoever is going to be playing the voice of Felicity Huffman going “ruh roh is going to be the real star of the show (fingers crossed), and from the looks of it, Olivia’s mom and dad, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, have been relegated to the background.

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Netflix Is Already Releasing A Documentary On The College Admissions Scandal

February 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Deadline says that a documentary about the College Admissions Scandal that got Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin, and Mossimo Giannulli locked up is coming to Netflix. The scandal saw a bunch of rich people getting exposed as schemers who paid the College Admissions Scandal ringleader, Rick Singer, to get their children into elite universities. It even interrupted Olivia Jade‘s YouTuber career! Felicity and Lori are already out of prison after serving their sentences, but Mossimo is still suffering in prison and isn’t due to be released until April. But even though the College Admissions Scandal hasn’t wrapped up yet, Netflix has already announced that it will release a documentary from the same people who made Tiger King and Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened. Wow, these people are professionals at documentaries on absolute fuckery! What a niche.

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Mossimo Giannulli Is Out Of Solitary Confinement

January 20, 2021 / Posted by:

Mossimo Giannulli has been serving his five-month prison sentence since November and has hated it. And he’s been in isolation over some COVID-19 concerns and recently tried to use his solitary confinement as an excuse to get out of the rest of his time in the clink. He asked to serve home confinement and gave a real sob story about his Shawshank Redemption-ass living accommodations. My guess was that he was just jealous his wife, Lori Loughlin, was already out of prison and living the life in their downsized mansion. The government decided to fuck with Mossimo some more and so now he’s been released from solitary and prosecutors also detailed his time there and it sounds like a cakewalk.

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Mossimo Giannulli Wants To Serve The Rest Of His Prison Sentence In Home Confinement

January 15, 2021 / Posted by:

57-year-old Mossimo Giannulli is currently serving five months in prison for his role in the College Admissions scandal. The Bonnie to his Clyde, 56-year-old Lori Loughlin has already been released and is probably helping Olivia Jade with her next YouTube masterpiece right now. Mossimo has reportedly been in solitary confinement because of COVID-19 concerns. Well, he’s leaning in, honey! I guess being in his own special cell away from the other inmates isn’t enough for Mossimo, because now he’s asking to be in his own building, miles upon miles away. Specifically, he wants to serve the rest of his sentence at his mansion because solitary is too, too much for him. While Mossimo calls being away from people HELL, I call it Heaven!

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Olivia Jade Is Planning A YouTube Comeback

December 31, 2020 / Posted by:

21-year-old Olivia Jade is up to her old tricks again. No, not faking some rowing pictures to get into college. I’m talking about YouTube! The daughter of convicted felons, 56-year-old Lori Loughlin and 57-year-old Mossimo Giannulli, asked her TikTok fans whether or not she should return to YouTube and guess what happened? They said yes! Yay! Maybe she’ll actually say something this time?!

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Aunt Becky Is Out Of The Clink After Serving Nearly Two Months

December 28, 2020 / Posted by:

If you live around Dublin, CA, you probably woke up this morning to the sound of Survivor by Destiny’s Child blasting loudly, and oh, it was just Lori Loughlin strutting out of prison after surviving almost two hard months of not cleaning her delicate ass on a bidet and sleeping on sheets less than a 1000 thread count. My thoughts and prayers are with the housekeepers at Lori’s downgraded mansion because they probably have to witness the sight of her slobbering on her luxurious bedsheets and lovingly humping on her bidet after being reunited with them.

TMZ says that Lori was released from Federal Correctional Institution, Dublin  (FCI Dublin) this morning, and I’m sure she was expecting a mob of paparazzi welcoming her back into the spotlight. But sorry, Aunt Becky, we’re all busy with dragging a different insufferable rich white woman of privilege who faked shit.

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