Category: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan’s Defunct App Is Still Charging People
Back in 2017, Lindsay Lohan launched her lifestyle app, letting people in on her beauty secrets (mostly just cigarette smoking and lying) and it went as well as a Lindsay Lohan lifestyle app could. By that I mean, it stopped updating but is still charging whatever customers it has left. So in other words, Lindsay’s app doesn’t work and is shamelessly stealing people’s cash. That app really is on brand.
There’s A Rumor That Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Friendly With The Crown Prince Of Saudi Arabia
Page Six is really serving me a morning glass of What The Fuck–as it’s reporting that rumors are now swirling that beach club mogul, Lindsay Lohan, is getting close to the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman. You may be familiar with the name if you’ve even glimpsed the news within the last year since he’s the guy who probably/definitely had American journalist Jamal Khashoggi murdered. Welp, looks like Lindsay is dating him or they’re like flirting with each other? I mean… isn’t she in Australia? I guess they’re doing long-distance…
Lindsay Lohan Is Already Acting Difficult On The Set Of “The Masked Singer: Australia”
After it was announced that Lindsay Lohan had secured a gig as a judge on The Masked Singer: Australia, I was eagerly anticipating all the “sources” that would be spilling the juicy details about her messy on-set antics. It was truly my Christmas. But never did I imagine that the first story of Lindsay being a mess would come directly from the mouth of one of her fellow judges.
Lindsay Lohan Is Butchering The Australian Accent Now
Ever the cunning linguist, Lindsay Lohan has been dropping in and out of accents for a few years now. It was like she was practicing for the role of a master-of-disguise international spy who was really bad at their job. Since Lindsay will soon be judging the Masked Singer: Australia, she’s been living there and has really adopted to the culture. So much so, she now seems to have picked up yet another accent–add it to the list of this highly-cultured mess.
Lindsay Lohan Will Be A Judge On “Masked Singer: Australia”
TVTonight reports that Lindsay Lohan done got herself a new gig. And it pays! Yacht girl season is ending early for LiLo, because she’s been selected to be a judge on the Australian version of The Masked Singer and I can’t wait for her to not know who a single one of the people on the show are because do you think Lindsay Lohan knows Australian C-list celebrities? Do you think Lindsay Lohan will recognize the Australian version of Tori Spelling?
Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Teasing A Snippet Of Her New Music On Instagram
It’s not Lindsay Lohan’s birthday anymore but it’s somebody’s birthday so Lindsay is offering up her flesh once again in celebration of life. Lindsay posted a series of tasteful almost nudes on Instagram captioned with a chess piece emoji and the #ComingBackToMe (followed immediately by a second caption of an “UP” emoji and 2 prayer hands). What could it mean?! Well, when Lindsay teased the release of new music a couple of weeks back, she used the caption #Me. Now she’s #ComingBackToMe. Ergo, ipso facto, I think we can conclude that it’s all really happening, you guys! The Lohanaissance is upon us. Let us rejoice!