Category: Jamal Khashoggi
There’s A Rumor That Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Friendly With The Crown Prince Of Saudi Arabia
Page Six is really serving me a morning glass of What The Fuck–as it’s reporting that rumors are now swirling that beach club mogul, Lindsay Lohan, is getting close to the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman. You may be familiar with the name if you’ve even glimpsed the news within the last year since he’s the guy who probably/definitely had American journalist Jamal Khashoggi murdered. Welp, looks like Lindsay is dating him or they’re like flirting with each other? I mean… isn’t she in Australia? I guess they’re doing long-distance…
Jeff Bezos’ Investigator Thinks The Saudi Arabian Government Is Behind His Dick Pics
The Case of The Dirty Sanchez, just got a little bit shittier. According to CNN, the Saudi Arabian government may have been among the first people to see Jeff Bezos’ dick pic. Gavin de Becker, Jeff’s private dick, has “concluded with high confidence that the Saudis had access to Bezos’ phone, and gained private information” before Michael Sanchez, Jeff’s lover’s gay brother (rolls right off the tongue, dunnit?), allegedly sold said information to The National Enquirer and its parent company, AMI (American Media Company). Somebody needs to bust out the Wet Wipes because this Dirty Sanchez is hella messy.