Page Six is really serving me a morning glass of What The Fuck–as it’s reporting that rumors are now swirling that beach club mogul, Lindsay Lohan, is getting close to the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman. You may be familiar with the name if you’ve even glimpsed the news within the last year since he’s the guy who probably/definitely had American journalist Jamal Khashoggi murdered. Welp, looks like Lindsay is dating him or they’re like flirting with each other? I mean… isn’t she in Australia? I guess they’re doing long-distance…
Page Six says I am living in a fever dream of some kind of Hellish creation and now Lindsay Lohan might become a political figure–which would track with humanity’s recent choices. There is a new rumor that the allegedly-murderous Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia has been giving Lindsay gifts and flying her around. One source claims he also gave her a gift-wrapped credit card, which is like: “Okay that makes sense; Lindsay Lohan would date an agent of the Devil who skinned babies alive if he gave her a credit card.” And when Page Six began asking people, some of her inner circle sources said that the two “know each other.”
A rep for Lindsay says that she met MBS a year ago at a Formula One Grand Prix. But her rep denies that he gave her a credit card. I mean, come on, that’s the most believable part of the story. But sources who are close to her have said they’ve seen text messages sent between her and MBS. Her rep says these claims are “lies.”
Apparently this shouldn’t shock us because rich Middle Eastern dudes love Lindsay Lohan, an insider told Page Six:
“They go crazy for her out there.”
Oh and before you think it’s over, the Lohan source also made the point of saying that before MBS got in trouble for probably having that guy who wrote negative factual stories about him cut up into pieces in an embassy, he was seen as a good guy. He used to be “touted as a modernizing force in Saudi Arabia who would push for women’s rights.” Please don’t get your political facts from this Lindsay Lohan friend via Page Six, please.
A rep for MBS did not respond to Page Six for comment because obviously.
I totally see this happening. Lindsay will date anyone with a black card and will gladly give up her alleged yacht girl ways to be kept. And that Saudi Arabian oil money? Lindsay must be out here feeling like Princess Jasmine and shit zooming around on private jets named: “The Flying Carpet”. Although this does mean that Lindsay will have to put in a little work–it’s time for her to swap up accents again!