Category: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Celebrated Her 33rd Birthday With A Nude Selfie
Despite not having a job that would require her to fill out a W-9, Lindsay Lohan is hard at work squeezing every last drop of publicity out of her 2019 Lohanaissance. The difficult labor Lindsay’s been engaging in, includes celebrating her 33rd birthday with a tasteful nude posted to Instagram. With her realty show and beach club shuttered for good, and her nemesis Paris Hilton shutting down any hope of her joining a reboot of The Simple Life, Lindsay’s using what Dina Lohan gave her to turn what might have been a bummer year into art.
“The Simple Life” Is Not Coming Back With Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan
Entertainment Weekly says that we do not have to suffer through a reboot of The Simple Life, this time starring Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Obviously someone saw their recent swatting at each other and decided that since The Hills had resurrected for at least another season, maybe they would try it with other scripted messiness from the early-aughts. Enter: Paris Hilton. But don’t worry, she can’t do it because she’s too busy running an “empire.”
Lindsay Lohan Has Reportedly Signed A Record Deal
It’s not all bad news for Lindsay Lohan, apparently. Yes, her “comeback” reality show Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, got shit-canned. And yes, her beach club in Mykonos also closed down, or as she put it–changed locations to Athens. But things are looking up for Lindsay’s once-dead and always-unnecessary music career. Page Six is saying that Lindsay has recently re-signed with her old label, Casablanca Records so she’s found an actual commercially-professional way to release her music and won’t be directing us to her SoundCloud on her Instagram stories every few hours. Phewf.
Lindsay Lohan’s Mykonos Beach Club And Reality Show Are Over
Well now we know why Lindsay Lohan has been cranking it in the studio. It’s being reported that MTV’s Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club is deader than Dina Lohan’s finances. It also looks like the Mykonos beach club that reality show was based on is also done. Yes, there’s a very good chance Lindsay has lost her show and her beach club in one fell swoop. Hope she saved some of that MTV money (HAHAHA) or it’s back to the yacht girl life she goes!
Taylor Swift Gave A Surprise Performance At Stonewall Inn (But Where Was Lindsay Lohan?)
Taylor Swift is currently really big on the world tasting her Gay Pride rainbow (with middling results) and the next assault in her campaign took the form of a pop-up performance at NYC’s Stonewall Inn last night. Lindsay Lohan, who recently outed herself as a huge Tay Tay stan, was nowhere in attendance. Maybe the yacht she’s currently “vacationing” on couldn’t make it to New York Harbor in time?
Taylor Swift Announced Album “Lover” And Lindsay Lohan Tried To Get Some Publicity By Commenting Too Hard
Lindsay Lohan must have realized that she is wasting her time (and ours) by continuing this back-and-forth bitch-fest with Paris Hilton in an effort to drum up publicity for whatever she’s currently pushing. Lindsay decided that because she has nothing really going on, she would try to level things up and get attention by piggy-backing off someone who is way more relevant than either herself or Paris. And she decided to go for the top by strangely commenting on a livestream done by Taylor Swift. And it worked! I mean, this post is all about Taylor Swift’s new album Lover, Lindsay is just a footnote, but look at her: right there in the beginning because Taylor’s kinda (totally) boring and Lindsay’s messiness is always “newsworthy”. So congrats on that, LiLo.