Nicki Minaj Brought Rich Vampire Realness To The AmfAR Gala

The annual Cannes amfAR Gala for AIDS research was held last night, and it’s an event that truly brings out the best attempts in fashion. This is what Nicki Minaj looked like, and I love it all. The Morticia Addams hair paired with the un-dead boudoir eleganza from Roberto Cavalli and the ten pounds of diamonds makes her look like Vampira’s money-hungry hustler sister Scampira. Watch out, rich dudes – she’ll suck the life out of you and your bank account!

If Nicki looks like a vampire, then Bella Hadid in Ralph and Russo is a slutty housefly that got caught in a cobweb hanging in the doorway of the haunted mansion her sugar daddy is renting for her.

And if I were to continue this Haunted Hookers theme, then Kate Upton in a tore-up from the floor-up Dolce & Gabbana is either the Mummy who came with the mansion, or a dirty mop that came to life one day after being cursed by a far-sighted witch that forgot her glasses and though she was casting a spell on a human.

Here’s more from the amfAR Gala last night in Cannes. Lots of stars were there, and so was Lindsay Lohan, who made it too easy by wearing a pearl necklace.

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