Category: Knives Out

Britney Spears Reached For The Knife (Emoji) In Her Latest Tweet Responding To Jamie Lynn Spears’ Interview

January 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn Spears have been fighting for a while now, but as of today, the knives are officially out! And I’m not just talking about the knife emoji Britney included in her most recent tweet letting Jamie Lynn know exactly what she did to make her mad. Yesterday, Britney tweeted that she was sick with a fever and went to go ask her security guard for some Aleve when she saw on her phone that Jamie Lynn had done that ABC interview to promote her book Things I Should Have Said. So Britney watched the interview and said “it was actually kind of nice having a fever so high cause I had to surrender to not caring.” But she’s better now, and if her most recent tweet is any indication, Jamie Lynn might want to use some of her book advance to pay a hacker to tap into Britney’s Nest system and crank the heat all the way up because Britney now cares very much about the “crazy lies for the Hollywood books” Jamie Lynn has been telling. So Jamie Lynn, go ask your dad, I’m sure he knows a guy who will do it for cheap.

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Kathryn Hahn Is Joining The “Knives Out” Sequel

May 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Deadline reports that Kathryn Hahn will appear in Knives Out 2. She’ll join new cast members Dave Bautista, Edward Norton, and Janelle Monae. Damn, it’s like they’re picking these names out of a bag of random Hollywood actors. Who’s next? Haley Joel Osment? Lucy Liu? The bear from The Revenant? This ragtag group of newbies will join Daniel Craig, who’s getting big bucks to reprise his role as the southern detective who kinda sounds like Kevin Spacey in House of Cards. Oo, this just in! Knives Out 2 has added Kevin Spacey! Ha. No.  Continue reading

The Gucci Family Is Upset After Seeing The Most Recent Pictures From The “The House Of Gucci” Set

April 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Lil’ rapper Lil’ Pump might want to consider re-releasing his song Gucci Gang in light of the news that a real live gang of Guccis is coming for the makers of the Gucci movie with knives out! We already learned that the real-life ex-wife of Maurizio Gucci (played by Adam Driver) Patrizia Reggiani (played by Lady Gaga) in Ridley Scott’s The House of Gucci, was none too pleased that Gaga didn’t come to meet her out of respect. Now Maurizio’s second cousin Patrizia Gucci has spoken out on behalf of the Gucci family to object to their beautiful Italian ancestors being played by Hollywood uggos. Specifically, Al Pacino who plays Aldo Gucci (Patrizia’s grandfather), and Jared Leto who plays Paolo Gucci (Patrizia’s dad). And considering they only have the same recent paparazzi shots that we do to judge by, who can blame them?

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Daniel Craig Could Be Making $100 Million For The “Knives Out” Sequels

April 8, 2021 / Posted by:

Because pretty much everybody loved Knives Out, Netflix decided to cut a big fat check to Rian Johnson and Ram Bergman for two sequels. It’s been reported that Netflix has agreed to fork over at least $400 million for the Knives Out sequels, with some people estimating the final amount will actually be closer to $450 million. Well, for those at home who have been known to get excited about accounting and numbers, here’s another one: $100 million of Netflix’s offer is allegedly going towards Daniel Craig’s salary.

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Netflix Is Paying At Least $400 Million For Two “Knives Out” Sequels Starring Daniel Craig

April 1, 2021 / Posted by:

The first Knives Out movie was released in November 2019, and it has grossed more than $311 million worldwide on an initial budget of $40 million, which is the exact opposite of Cats. When a movie cranks out that much surprise moolah for the people at the top, a sequel follows, of course. But surprise surprise! There will be at least two sequels, and there was a bidding war between Netflix, Amazon, and Apple over Knives And Forks Out and Knives, Forks, And Spoons Out (working titles). Deadline says that Netflix won the bidding war by agreeing to pay at least $400 million for both sequels. $399 million of which is going to the true star of the film: Chris Evanssweater.

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Director Rian Johnson Reveals That iPhones Are Not Allowed To Be Held By Villains In Movies

February 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Apple is okay with real-life supervillains using an iPhone, but fake supervillains are not allowed. Knives Out writer/director Rian Johnson, who also made the best and most-hated Star Wars movie, revealed that iPhone will let you use their products in movies because of promo. But don’t you dare put one in the hands of someone evil.

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