I couldn’t imagine being in the same room with Hailey Bieber and Kim Kardashian because their vocal fry would melt my brain in seconds. Luckily, through the magic of YouTube, we can listen to them from a distance. And with Kim’s recent appearance during Hailey’s YouTube series Who’s In My Bathroom? they discussed topics ranging from Kim being overly protective of her family, especially her younger sister Khloe Kardashian, as well as celebrity crushes and The Mile High Club. In other words, it’s journalism at its absolute finest.
Too Fab reports Kim and Hailey had a lovely chat in the loo about things you’d think they’d discuss; politics and gun control. Just kidding. Surrounded by a variety of ice cream (which no one should ever eat in the bath because Iwwww!) their conversation was as shallow as a kiddie pool as they shamelessly discussed beaten-to-death topics like sex;
During a game of “Truth or Shot,” Hailey asked the reality star if she preferred “angry” or “makeup sex.” Kim didn’t hesitate to answer this one. “Makeup sex,” she said. “Isn’t that like the best ’cause it’s like you missed each other and you’re passionate and you know you’re making up.”
When Kim asked Hailey what was her biggest turn on, she replied, “I think kissing! I like a make out.”
To whether or not they’ve joined the Mile High Club (ie, SEX…but in the sky);
Hailey also admitted to being a member of the “mile high club,” to which Kim shot back, “Samezies!”
Kim said she was a little surprised Hailey hadn’t asked her that, but Hailey was thinking what we’re all thinking: Isn’t it kind of obvious if you’ve got a private plane!
In a pretty funny moment, when Hailey told Kim she doesn’t “even need to ask you that,” Kim didn’t think about the fact she has her own plane as the reason. “I thought you were just saying like, ‘Of course, you’re a whore.'”
To how demure Kim has become by not revealing her secret crush;
At another point during the same game, Hailey asked her if she had a celebrity crush. Immediately, it became clear that someone’s name popped up, because the mother of four said sheepishly, “I almost want to take a drink because I kinda want it to come true.”
Hailey pushed her, but ultimately Kim declared, “I’m more into privacy these days,” and took the shot. She also shared that her crush doesn’t know how she feels about them.
Keeping in line with the sexy theme, they both discussed whether or not people slide into their DMs, and that thought gave me immediate anxiety. Can you imagine the contrasting amount of dick pics and “You’re a fugly SLUT” DMs Kim receives on a daily basis? But enough about Kanye, Kim ditched the sex talk for a moment to discuss how she has calmed down from constantly going to battle for Khloe. She says it’s taken a while, but she no longer feels the need to attack Khloe’s haters the way she used to, thanks to maturity and the family group chat.
“Khloé gets a lot of shit,” she said, adding that she “gets it the worst.” Kim gets so frustrated seeing Khloé get taken down publicly for the tiniest things.
“People don’t ever want to take a second to be like, ‘She’s human,'” Kim said, noting that sometimes she feels the need to “clap back” on her sister’s behalf. Over the years, Khloé has been criticized for everything from her height to her weight to her figure to her face, relationship status and more.While she has her sister’s back, Kim said that she has calmed in more recent years and is less likely to fire off — though sometimes it still takes the family chat to talk her down. Mainly, though, it’s knowing your priorities, which for Kim are family and business
I’m going to assume this is a family chat their mother, Kris Jenner, isn’t invited into because I can see her typing “DO IT!!” since bad publicity is better than none at all. Actually, those are probably the words Kris uses to text all of her children every day instead of “good morning.”
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