Category: Dominos

Open Post: Hosted By The Most Hated Fast Food Chains In The World

September 25, 2021 / Posted by:

When I was younger, I could roll into any fast-food chain after a night of drinking and slobber all over a greasy, lukewarm burger and No. 2 pencil-sized stiff cold-ass french fries until I eventually passed out with my joystick in my hand. My PlayStation joystick, ya pervs! Get your minds out of the gutter. And speaking of gutters, that’s where most fast food chains forged some of our most beloved meals, but not without consequences. Apparently, according to the number of tweets, KFC has risen to the top ranks of the most hated fast food franchise in the world. However, here in America, Domino’s Pizza is the most hated franchise in all the land.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Louisiana Dumpster Pizza Blob That Will Eventually Destroy Us All

September 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Last week Domino’s Pizza employees in Covington, Louisiana were tasked with prepping the store for the arrival of Hurricane Ida. So they nailed the pizzas to the counter (false), covered the windows in Domino’s boxes (also false), and threw out a large mass of pizza dough before it could rot in the fridge (TRUE). And after days of sitting in 90° weather directly in the unforgiving Lousiana sun, the pizza dough began to expand. To grow. To… conquer. Civilian bartender Nicole Amstutz spotted the doughy blob, took a picture, and posted it to Facebook. There’s no doubt that future historians will appreciate photographic evidence of Pizza Blob’s birth. A couple of days later Nicole returned and saw that the dough had managed to escape its dumpster confines and begun to travel on land. Today the Domino’s parking lot? Tomorrow… the world.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Domino’s Wedding Registry

June 26, 2020 / Posted by:

Clearly someone at Domino’s Pizza decided they had to come up with some kind of promotional thing involving coronavirus and then they threw a dart at a board and it landed on the word: “Wedding.” Because Domino’s Pizza is now in the wedding registry business. Specifically, a postponed-wedding registry. So if you know any people who aren’t exactly high-class broads and love shit pizza and have a wedding to plan or cancel, then Domino’s has the perfect promotion for you! Considering how things are going for Prince Andrew, this may have to be how Princess Beatrice has to celebrate her marriage.

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Open Post: Hosted By The 2 Pounds Of Cheese That Domino’s Japan Put On A Pizza

June 13, 2019 / Posted by:

A while back, Japan did us dirty with putting vegetables (tomato and cherry to be exact) in our beloved Häagen Dazs ice cream and we were not having it. Way too far, Japan! I don’t even like it when there are raisins in my ice cream, because I think it’s chocolate and then my whole day is ruined. Well, we have decided to retaliate through Domino’s and went full Wisconsin on their asses and added enough cheese to a pizza that you’re legally supposed to eat within 4 feet of a bathroom.

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