Open Post: Hosted By The Most Hated Fast Food Chains In The World
When I was younger, I could roll into any fast-food chain after a night of drinking and slobber all over a greasy, lukewarm burger and No. 2 pencil-sized stiff cold-ass french fries until I eventually passed out with my joystick in my hand. My PlayStation joystick, ya pervs! Get your minds out of the gutter. And speaking of gutters, that’s where most fast food chains forged some of our most beloved meals, but not without consequences. Apparently, according to the number of tweets, KFC has risen to the top ranks of the most hated fast food franchise in the world. However, here in America, Domino’s Pizza is the most hated franchise in all the land.
Eat This Not That reports KFC shouldn’t feel too bad about being the ugly stepsister at the ball because it’s joined by a bunch of other brands. However, even though places like McDonald’s, Subway, Starbucks, and Wendy’s all made consumers regret their Dollar Menu decisions in the wake of their race to the nearest toilet, only KFC was worthy of wearing the crown. This highly important study was done by RAVE Reviews who used the “language analysis tool SentiStrength” to examine over a million tweets from people complaining about fast food. And KFC reigned supreme!
None of them hold a candle to KFC, which was the most hated brand in as many as 14 countries, and took the cake as the #1 most hated fast-food brand in the world.
New Zealand, United Arab Emirates, France, Singapore, and Turkey were countries with the highest “hate rate” for KFC.
Every time I eat KFC, I feel v sick afterwards, and I just want to know why god, what did I do to deserve this? :/
— Aadi Nair (@Aadi_Nair_) September 19, 2021
Listen, I’ve experienced the disappointment of eleven herbs and spices sprinkled into the limp and lifeless skin of a chicken breast so dry the biscuits offer it a glass of water. So I get it. However, although KFC is the most hated brand on an international level, the chain everyone hates here in America is Domino’s! Sure, their pizza tastes like the one-night stand test tube baby of Papa John’s and Little Caesar’s but I never thought it was hated that much. I mean, I hate it but that’s because I’m a pizza whore who will only allow the best to run up in me when I need my fix. And if other’s feel the same as I do then Domino’s most certainly isn’t making the cut. Apparently, when it comes to Domino’s, people are displeased with missing delivery items and shitty customer service.
Americans took to Twitter to criticize Domino’s more than any other fast-food brand, and expressed negative sentiments about it in as many as 40% of all Tweets directed at the company, according to Blake Adams, researcher at RAVE Reviews.
The chain was getting flak for its subpar customer service, issues with delivery, and food items missing from orders, among other things.
Cut to an image of the powers that be at Pizza Hut crafting up a promotion where if you got scammed by Domino’s they’ll give you free breadsticks with your next order for the inconvenience. And since their breadsticks are better than everything on Domino’s menu, expect Domino’s to file for bankruptcy soon afterward.
Pic: Rave Reviews