Category: KFC
Open Post: Hosted By KFC’s Fried Chicken And Donuts Sandwich
We all figured that another fast food chain would enter into the Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019, but what we didn’t know is that they (KFC) would bring out a secret weapon: donuts. I guess if you’re going to show up late to the party you might as well bring the Four Loko of chicken sandwiches. Who needs bread when you can have donuts?! Why don’t we just skip all this formality and start putting fried chicken between two sticks of fried butter?
Open Post: Hosted By KFC Hong Kong’s Popcorn Chicken
For a supposedly “American” institution, KFC sure does treat us locals like shit. KFCs in Hong Kong are offering popcorn chicken that’s made with actual popcorn and comes with a caramel gravy, and all we got was 11 types of cancer, one for each of the herbs and spices they crammed into those infernal fireplace logs. KFC is taking the concept of popcorn chicken literally, and have added “Popcorn Crispy Chicken” to their menu in Hong Kong.
Open Post: Hosted By KFC’s Fried Chicken-Scented Firelog
KFC isn’t content with its customers merely poisoning their bodies with their chemically laced Frankenchickens, so they’ve come up with a festive new way to introduce poisons into your bloodstream. Just in time for the holidays, KFC has introduced the 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog. That’s right, a firelog that will make your house smell like KFC. It’s an abomination but also pretty genius. I don’t eat KFC, I don’t like KFC, I don’t support KFC, but whenever I smell KFC, I immediately want KFC. This is the second greatest trick the Devil ever pulled. Even just typing KFC this many times, is making me crave KFC. DAMN YOU KFC!! Burn in chicken scented hell!
KFC UK Is Now Experiencing A Gravy Shortage
I have some distressing news for Allison who outed herself as a KFC gravy guzzler a couple of weeks ago when she reported on the dire chicken shortage at KFC locations in the UK and Ireland. It seems that while KFC UK and has finally gotten their ducks in a row, the gravy train didn’t arrive at the scheduled time.