The hot new sickness crossing the ocean is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s lurrrv. The couple were recently in Paris when fans filmed them making out in an elevator. When the elevator doors opened, and Kanye realized they were being filmed (yes, I’m sure Kimye had no clue they’d attract attention by sucking face in a public glass elevator), he giggled and sheepishly exited… leaving Kim standing there with all their designer shopping bags as the doors closed behind him. HA!
Here’s Kanye busting out of there as soon as their performance was over:
KimYe making out in a lift and Kanye forgets to pick up the bags when he realizes that people were watching them; Kim is shy ☺️😂😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤩 pic.twitter.com/fD76vtluaz
— Ogechi (@OgeKimKanye) February 19, 2020
Kim re-posted the video to her Instagram stories. Because, attention. And, obviously, Twitter was forced to roast this gentlemanly moment.
Kanye got off that damn elevator left Kim with the bags, the door started closing and all 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/gxBpyOGBaW
— Damarys 🔪 (@RoatansFinest) February 20, 2020
I dunno, guys, did you ever think that perhaps Kanye is a modern day feminist and he shouldn’t have to open doors or carry bags for women? Hmmm? Also, should the “greatest artist that God has ever created” really need to bother with the little things? Like basic manners? Or remembering his wife exists the moment she’s not directly in his eye line?
The Parisian KFC was so happy with the free publicity, they immortalized their visit with a memorial plaque that says, “Kim Kardashian et Kanye West ont commandé sur cette borne. 19.02.2020.” I assume that translates to “Plastic Lady and New Messiah wuz here”. They also created a special chicken bucket branded “Me and my girl split the bucket at KFC” based on a lyric from Kanye’s Touch the Sky.
— KFC France (@KFCFrance) February 20, 2020
Yeesh, I want that kind of love the next time I go to a KFC. Instead it’s just, “Ma’am, you can’t use our restroom again after leaving it in such a foul condition the last time! Leave or we’ll call the police!”