Category: Kelly Clarkson
There’s A New Supreme Of 3:00 PM: Kelly Clarkson To Take Ellen DeGeneres’ Time Slot In 2022
Kelly Clarkson‘s ascension as new Supreme of Daytime Talk is about to be brought upon us. Ellen DeGeneres‘ powers have been waning at higher rates than normal which, as American Horror Story Coven foretold, meant a new power was rising. Ellen’s reputation went through a shit-cycle involving allegations of a toxic workplace and harassment which got three top producers fired, and Ellen allegedly mistreated her crew during the Coronavirus pandemic. Now her show is ending in 2022 after 19 seasons and everyone was guessing, who was going to take her place. Well bitch, AS WE THOUGHT, 39-year-old Kelly Clarkson has been announced as the replacement for Ellen’s time slot. The 7 Wonders have been completed! Stevie Nicks, twirl Ellen out!
Open Post: Hosted By Kelly Clarkson Losing It Over Gwyneth Paltrow’s Love Of “WAP”
Ellen‘s worst nightmare, The Kelly Clarkson Show, nabbed Gwyneth Paltrow as a guest for today’s show. And we may as well call Gwyneth the Vagina Whisperer because she is obsessed with everything coochie-related (see: coochie smells, coochie orgasms, and coochie eggs). So it’s no surprise that when Kelly Clarkson asked Gwyneth what songs she goes to when she’s feeling down, she answered, “Wet Ass Pussy.” When Gwyneth heard WAP for the first time, she probably shouted to the heavens, “Finally, I feel seen!” But Kelly was shocked by Gwyneth’s answer and probably got a WAP from pissing herself while laughing.
Ellen DeGeneres Has Lost 1 Million Viewers Since Her Toxic Workplace PR Disaster
The Ellen DeGeneres Show used to be the titan of daytime talk. 63-year-old Ellen DeGeneres‘ non-spicy, non-threatening comedy was really hitting the spot for a lot of people. But that funny lady’s bad dancing has lost its shine for a lot of people. One million of them to quantify it. Ellen’s talk show became the center of a PR nightmare with allegations of workplace harassment and Ellen issuing an apology for her toxic show and even fired three senior producers. Now viewers have ditched Ellen like The OC after they killed off Marissa Cooper. Good thing she signed all those deals with Discovery about animals and nature. I think that working with fewer humans might be good for her.
Kelly Clarkson’s Estranged Husband Brandon Blackstock Denies That He Ever Defrauded Her
Last month, Kelly Clarkson’s divorce from Brandon Blackstock became messier when she filed documents accusing him of scamming, stealing, and defrauding her for thirteen years. If her current situation could be summed up in one of her own songs, it might be: “Because of you…I have to double-check everything with my accountaaaaant.” But according to Brandon, he never ever scammed or defrauded Kelly.
Kelly Clarkson May Be On Track To Take Ellen DeGeneres’ Time Slot
After Kelly Clarkson ripped the life out of Steve Harvey‘s shitstain of a show and took his TV spot, there are rumors that she may take another slot. Ellen DeGeneres may have another thing to worry about on top of her absolutely tarnished image as Page Six says that Kelly may be getting her time slot. What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger, unless what doesn’t kill you is Kelly Clarkson–she’s the bone collector!
Kelly Clarkson Has Accused Her Estranged Husband, Brandon Blackstock, Of Defrauding Her Out Of Millions
Kelly Clarkson and her ex, whose name sounds like a Chilling Adventures of Sabrina background witch, Brandon Blackstock, are going through a messy divorce and it’s gotten much, much messier. They were fighting over custody of their children (6-year-old daughter River Rose and 4-year-old son Remington Alexander) with Brandon wanting to shuffle them back and forth between Los Angeles (where Kelly lives) and Montana (where he lives), but Kelly didn’t think that was a good arrangement for their kids. A judge agreed and gave Kelly primary custody with Brandon getting them every other weekend. And then Brandon filed papers asking for $436,000 a month in spousal AND child support (even though he’s only going to get the kids twice a month). But that wasn’t even the worst part of their money fight. How does that saying go? “If a Hollywood couple doesn’t fight over money during a divorce in the woods, does it make a sound?” Something like that.
OK! Magazine says that Kelly has filed documents accusing Brandon of stealing a shit ton of money from her for 13 years.