Category: Julia Fox
Kanye West Stepped Out With A Kim Kardashian Look-Alike At His “Donda 2” Listening Party
You’ll have to forgive Kanye West and his recent shenanigans. This is his first divorce and he’s not sure what he’s supposed to do! And nowhere in the Divorce For Narcissistic Dummies book Marilyn Manson gifted him does it explicitly say not to pluck a juicy-assed Instagram model who looks remarkably like your estranged wife from obscurity, dress her up just like your ex and then bring her to a listening party at Nobu Malibu for your album that is guaranteed to not be ready on 2/22/22 as promised, no matter how cool that date sounds. So he’s really just out here improving and doing the best he can.
Kanye West And Julia Fox Make Out In Paris And It Is Revealed That Julia Used To Date Drake
Julia Fox and Kanye West continue to delight and amaze audiences with their artistic interpretation of what “true love” means. In order to further convince everyone of their everlasting commitment that is extremely real and authentic, Jimye (I meant to use Julia’s new portmanteau but messed up typing it. I’m not changing it because who cares?) got into some classy PDA in Paris. Fun fact: the saying “every kiss begins with K” is short for “every kiss begins with Kanye sticking his tongue down another person’s mouth and having it publicly documented!”
Julia Fox Gave Herself And Kanye West A Couple’s Portmanteau And Talked To Vogue About Her Fashion Evolution
The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity, and the gumption! Julia Fox has gone ahead and given herself and Kanye West a couple’s nickname, clearly overstepping the bounds of the social contract between notable personality (to use the term celebrity would be a streeeeetch here) and the community taking note. Julia, still aglow with the excitement of running around Paris in broad daylight looking like an evacuee flushed from a subterranean fetish club after a gas leak, posted her first contractually permitted photo of her and Kanye on Instagram (Stories only, as per section 2.9, b., ii) with the caption “Juliye” coupled with a single black heart emoji. That was OUR couple’s name to give! Now we’re going to have to come up with something else because I will not give her the satisfaction. So enjoy your doomed relationship, Foxnfriend! I hope it was worth it.
Kanye West And Julia Fox Took Paris Men’s Fashion Week By Storm
It’s Paris Men’s Fashion Week, where the world’s style icons and sartorial taste-makers gather to flaunt the latest trends we’ll be seeing knock-offs of at Marshalls for years to come. And here comes Kanye West in his Frankenstein galoshes clomp-clomp clomping around town, complete with his own corpse bride, Julia Fox, by his side. One need look no further for evidence of Ye’s proclaimed genius because who else is out here simultaneously living as both the doctor and his monster, plus he made his own companion?! Mary Shelley could never, not even after sampling every vial, tincture, and power in Lord Byron’s apothecarium of good shit.
FYI: Julia Fox Doesn’t Care About Getting Attention, Okay?!
Because your eye-rolling muscles haven’t been through enough already, welcome to another episode of What Does The (Julia) Fox Say? And yes like past episodes, Kanye West’s latest living Fashion Plates release, actress Julia Fox, dribbles out another stream of foolery that will make you think that these two really belong together. 31-year-old Julia says on the latest episode of her podcast Forbidden Fruits (via TMZ) that while she used to be a spotlight fucker in her younger days, she doesn’t give one shit about getting attention now. She thinks it’s funny that people say she’s only dating 44-year-old Kanye for the “clout” and “money,” because she’s dated billionaires her entire adult life. So basically Julia kind of quoted her totally real boyfriend by saying, “Now, I ain’t saying I’m a gold digger, but I ain’t messin’ with no broke ass.”
Julia Fox Got Rid Of All Of Her Old Clothes Shortly After Meeting Kanye West
Julia Fox, the actress who is reportedly in talks to play Debi Mazar in Madonna’s biopic, is back to talking about her totally real and not publicist-created love with Kanye West. But Julia has denied her thing with Kaye is a PR stunt even though she wrote about their second date in an Interview article that’s the equivalent of a 2010 Tumblr post but with less emotional integrity. Well, buckle in for more self-indulgent fuckery! Because Julia talked to Interview AGAIN.