Category: Jersey Shore

“Jersey Shore Family Vacation” Season 4 Was Filmed In A Quarantined Hotel

October 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Jersey Shore is still on television because I guess there’s an audience for anything. Well they’re back for another round of Jersey Shore Family Vacation and since it’s coronavirus times, they decided to do a Family Staycation and MTV rented out an entire hotel for them to party in. Lucky for them it wasn’t the Hotel Cortez.

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Snooki Says She Is Done With “Jersey Shore: Family Vacation”

December 6, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s the end of an era. The party is no longer here. The pickle jar lid will no longer be covered in teeny-tiny self-tanner handprints. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has announced that she is officially submitting her notice of retirement from Jersey Shore: Family Vacation. The quack quack quack of the duck phone will be turned off in observation of a moment of silence.

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro From “Jersey Shore” Was Arrested For Alleged Kidnapping After Getting Tased By Police

October 4, 2019 / Posted by:

So Ronnie Ortiz-Magro of The Jersey Shore and his on-and-off girlfriend, Jen Hartley, are a complete mess. They should not be dating each other, or–and hear me out on this: anybody. They have been in domestic abuse spats with each other in the past. Last time, Jen was the one arrested, but the pendulum doth swing forth and now it’s time for Ronnie’s arrest. And his is a lot messier, involving getting tased and arrested for kidnapping. It’s Jersday with a heaping, huge side of ROID RAGE. Actually, ROID RAGE might be the entree with a side of coke.

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The Situation Is Back Out In The Wild

September 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Time to break out the Funfetti cake and get The Smush Room cleaned (although, to stop the spread of mutant STDs, The Smush Room should probably be burned) because The Situation of Jersey Shore has packed up his prison-made face fillers (made from Honey Buns icing and acid from a AAA battery) and moved out his cell. As of 8:30 this morning, The Situation was officially released from prison after an 8 month sentence for tax evasion.

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Snooki Got Mom-Shamed For Drinking Wine When She’s Still Breastfeeding Her Son

July 29, 2019 / Posted by:

People on social media tried to mom shame Snooki for drinking some Ron-Ron juice while she’s breastfeeding her 2-month-old son Angelo. Snooki was not interested in being dragged by some internet loserbags who probably never even got into a fist fight at the T-shirt shop or arrested for trying to find a beach, so she clapped back and told them to let a mess live.

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Snooki Gave Birth To A Baby Boy

May 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has given birth once more. The Jersey Shore-er and her husband, Jionni LaValle, welcomed a new baby boy into their mad house early this morning and they already gave the exclusive to People. What a scoop! Now there are three human children that Snooki is responsible for. Luckily, she actually seems like the most responsible of the Jersey Shore cast. But that’s not saying much.

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