Category: Jeremy Piven

Jamie Foxx Blames The State Of Comedy For Why We Might Not Ever See His 2016 Film “All-Star Weekend” In Which Robert Downey Jr. Plays A Mexican Man

August 18, 2022 / Posted by:

As Variety reports, Jamie Foxx says his 2016 directorial feature debut, All-Star Weekend, a comedy starring Foxx and Jeremy Piven as “two best friends who win tickets to the annual NBA event” whose road trip to LA is “upended by a handful of wacky characters,” might never be released due to the “current state of comedy.” Jamie apparently doesn’t think we can handle a wacky character like “Mexican Stranger,” played by Robert Downey Jr. Alas, it seems the so-called woke mob has struck again. First, they came for The Alamo, but I was not a history major and am unclear on how exactly that played out— so I said nothing. Then they came for Señor Frog’s Cinco de Mayo $2 margarita special, but I did not have one near me— so I said nothing. Then they came for my Mexican pizza and I said, OH HEEEEELL NO!— And they brought it back. So obviously the point here is that if Jamie wants All-Star-Weekend to ever see the light of day, he needs to recast “Mexican Stranger with Doja Cat and do some reshoots.

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Jeremy Piven’s House Was Robbed Of $20,000 Worth Of Clothes

October 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Jeremy Piven has been the victim of a CRIME! TMZ is reporting that Bling Ring-esque thieves broke into Jeremy’s LA home when he was out of town. They came in through a smashed window and made away with $20,000 worth of clothes. Now, if Jeremy were a regular poor like you and I, this would be a huge loss. But, luckily, this is the guy who used to charge $15,000 for a Cameo Zoom call. Ipso facto, he’s rich. And $20k worth of rich-person-clothes is likely just a distressed pair of jeans and a Johnny Depp-style fedora.

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Jeremy Piven Backs Out From Doing $15,000 Zoom Calls But You Can Spend $75,000 On Keanu Reeves Instead

June 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Jeremy Piven was trying to sell a Zoom call on Cameo for $15,000 with zero dollars going to charity (that we know of). But then Keanu Reeves came along with a similar tag-price except a big difference. A Zoom call date with THEE Keanu Reeves could be yours, as bidding has begun and the money goes to charity. That’s like the antithesis to Jeremy’s date! And Jeremy’s taken the option down, so he must have heard everyone laughing at him.

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Jeremy Piven Is Charging $15,000 For A 10-Minute Zoom Call

June 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Jeremy Piven has kept a low-profile since being allegedly blackballed by Hollywood. Jeremy “took one for the team” when he was accused of some #MeToo sexual grossness, but then passed a lie detector test after claiming innocence. His career has been in the shit can ever since and his IMDB page is filled with third-tier movies that are in post-production. One is called Crabs In The Bucket, which is a fitting title for a Jeremy Piven movie.

Well, Jeremy probably can’t get a movie producer to pay him $15,000 for 10 minutes of work, so he’s looking to the people for that and is now hawking $15,000 Zoom calls on Cameo.

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Jeremy Piven Says He Was An “Easy Target” For The #MeToo Movement

July 3, 2019 / Posted by:

One of the slimy sea creatures (not a fish joke, I swear) that got caught in the wake of the 2017 #MeToo movement was Jeremy Piven. Former Playboy Playmate Ariane Bellmar accused Jeremy of groping her on the set of Entourage and later at the Playboy Mansion. Two more women also accused Jeremy of being gross, and Jeremy responded by denying it all and offering to take a lie detector test (which he passed).

Things might have worked out in Jeremy’s favor, but he’s still so upset that it happened to him, and he recently admitted he believes he was only accused because he played a douchebag on television. What a diabolical plan! Someone should alert the rest of the douchebags of Entourage, for they could all be next.

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Jeremy Piven Passed A Lie Detector Test

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Today is the day we learned that a smarmy, self-important Hollywood dreg doesn’t necessarily HAVE to include a tendency to be overly familiar with the ladies in his bag of dickery. According to The Blast, Jeremy Piven has passed several lie detector tests in relation to the multiple accusations of sexual harassment made against him. Maybe you really can’t judge books by their covers? It’s awful when cliches are correct. Continue reading

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