Rose McGowan broke her arm while reading election results in Mexico. Relatable. I broke my brain/mind/sanity continuously clicking the refresh button on the CNN site. Because Biden Nears 270, Biden Nears 270, Biden Nears 270, Biden Nears– AUGH! My apologies, had a little lapse there. But back to the story! Rose says she was focused on her phone while walking down the stairs, and took a scary tumble. Or that’s what her nemesis Alyssa Milano told her to say after crossing the border to shove Rose down the stairs telenovela-style.
Here’s Rose’s post, in which she sorta resembles the Mexican flag. How apt:
In the caption, Rose points out that her broken arm only cost her $250 in Mexico, compared to the thousands of dollars in hospital bills she would’ve had to pay if she got injured in California. She adds that the “USA is not the land of the free, it’s the land of the overcharged.” Rose also explained why she was in Mexico in the comments (via People):
“Why not stay?” a fan asked, to which she replied, “I am.”
“my father lived in MX for years, tia y tio are maestros in San Miguel DA, it’s in my blood to stay in the heart centered land,” she continued in another comment. “I came here to heal my insides and it’s really helping.”
Um, Rose went to Mexico to heal her insides and she literally broke part of your inside skeleton. So it can’t be helping that much! Oh waaaait, I get it, she means like spiritual insides. The invisible parts! I see. Good for her. Enjoy the sun, tequila, and break from America, a country currently held hostage by a deranged Cheeto dictator.