Donald Trump’s Campaign Claims That Melania Trump Didn’t Mean To Troll Last Night, Uh Huh….

October 10, 2016 / Posted by:

When Bill Clinton shook Melania Trump’s hand before the second presidential debate last night, he probably wondered why he was suddenly hit with a major urge to fuck her blouse bow with a cigar, and now he knows why. Melania’s hot pink blouse cost $1,100, it was made by Gucci and it’s called the “Pussy-bow” shirt. Most of the time, I hate this election, but it’s beautiful moments like this that make me love it for one quick second.

Twitter immediately ID’d Melania’s blouse as the Pussy-bow shirt and as soon as I read that piece of info last night, I wondered why Donald Trump didn’t spend most of the debate trying to jump into the audience to grab it. I also started singing, “Pussy bow, pussy bow, pussy bow,” to the tune of “Pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow.”

A rep for Trump’s campaign told Sapan Deb of CBS News that Melania’s Gucci coochie blouse was not “intentional.” That denial is about as ridiculous as Melania wearing a blouse that ONLY costs $1,100. The Trumps really must be going broke. But seriously, someone in that campaign knew what they were doing.

Either Melania’s stylist is in cahoots with her speech writer and they did this on purpose, or behind that Botoxed cat mask of beauty, she’s a genius. Maybe after Trump’s pussy grabbing tape came out, Melania threw a threat at him. Melania told him to tear up their prenup or she’s going to file for divorce while wearing a pussy-bow blouse and an #ImWithHer cap. When Trump laughed at her threat, she decided to show up in a look that clearly said, “Try me, bitch!” Since I want to believe that Melania is a real-life Dynasty character, I’m going to choose to believe it’s the second one.

Pics: Getty

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