Category: How Rude
Chris Pratt Has The Boo-Hoos After The Internet Made Fun Of His Weird Post About His Wife
The battle of the Celebrity Chrises rages on with some Chrises being crowned “sexiest” while others are dubbed “most annoying.” After making a weird tribute to his wife Katherine Schwarzeneggar on Instagram, Chris Pratt received a bit of backlash from the public. Some said it was a veiled hit against his ex-wife Anna Faris and their son and others thought it stank of “Cool youth pastor on social media.” Long story short, he didn’t gain any new fans from that post (he’s got the Stepford Wife vote on lock, though).
Rather than let the whole thing go, he donned his best American man outfit and took to Instagram to express his woes about not being universally loved. Chris Pratt continues to excel in being the least-best Chris.
The Internet Rallied Around Anna Faris After Chris Pratt Posted A Cringey Message To His Wife, Thanking Her For Making A “Healthy” Baby
The least-likable of the superhero Chrises has once again said something dumb. But this time, the questionable quote courtesy of Chris Pratt did more than just remind everyone that he’s easily the worst Chris. He also accidentally dragged his ex-wife Anna Faris into things, in a way that had a whole lot of people thinking, “Damn, Anna Faris really is blessed to no longer be married to this fool.” And in an insane twist of Social Media Gone Wrong, this all starts innocently enough with a pre-birthday post on Instagram, dedicated to Chris’ current wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger.
The Rock Explains Why He Doesn’t Have A Six Pack
Image description: Former wrestler-turned-extremely rich movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, wearing only grey shorts and a modesty penis towel, body absolutely bulging to the limits of human skin elasticity with extra-beefy muscles. But to some people, all they see on The Rock’s body is an absence of a six-pack. Embarrassing! The Rock recently explained why he doesn’t have the stereotypical washboard stomach you might expect him to. And all those body-haters can take a seat because The Rock says it’s all because of some necessary surgeries.
Some Alleged Text Messages Sent By Marilyn Manson Were Posted To The Internet, In Which He Dragged Lana Del Rey’s Body
It’s another day in Marilyn Manson’s reputational downfall, and today we can all calm that twisty crampy feeling in our stomachs because for once we’re not reporting about what an abusive, awful creep he allegedly is. Today we’re talking about how Marilyn Manson allegedly directing some unfiltered body-shaming hate towards his former friend Lana Del Rey.
Allison Janney Says A Co-Star Asked Her To Sanitize Her Mouth Before A Kissing Scene
There are people out there, I’m sure, who would prepare for a kiss with Allison Janney by exhaling into a cupped hand to make sure they don’t have donkey ass breath, which might be following up with a text to their closest friends bragging, “Guess who’s about to kiss CJ from The West Wing?” So this story will surely dredge up feelings of shock and insult to those people. Allison Janney recently revealed that she once had a scene partner who boldly requested she de-germ her mouth by covering her lips in Neosporin before a kissing scene.
Shonda Rhimes Quit ABC After They Played Dirty With A Disneyland Pass
A little over three years ago, Shonda Rhimes announced she was leaving her longtime home at ABC and going to Netflix, and it made everyone wonder just how much cash Netflix gave her. Because that’s the only thing that could have pulled Shonda away from her lucrative contract with ABC, right? Money? Lots and lots of money? Shonda recently spilled all the beans during an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, and we were all wrong. Shonda says it was because ABC made her beg for an all-access pass to Disneyland, a pass they then secretly reneged on, which they then had the audacity to accuse her of being greedy. To quote Goofy: gawrsh.