Category: Honeymoon Period

Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Keep It Moving On Their Second Honeymoon In Italy

August 24, 2022 / Posted by:

Since Ben and Jennifer Lynn Affleck’s perfectly pristine, nearly-flawless fairytale wedding this past weekend, we’ve only seen pictures from Vogue of her three Ralph Lauren gowns. So as the entirety of humanity breathlessly awaits the release of the official photos of both Ben and Jennifer, the couple of flesh-covered skeletons teeming with bacteria at the center of this Love Story to End All Love Stories should, by dictate of biology and common sense, be taking a break from all the publicity to hydrate, sleep, satisfy their sexual urges and maybe have a little easily digestible food. Nothing too spicy or stimulating, they’ve been burning the candle at both ends for far too long. Ben and Jen are, after all, only human despite what you may have heard …*sotto voce* On the JLo. But alas, duty awaits and nothing short of a coordinated couple’s coronary is going to stop these two from spreading their love all the way from Las Vegas to Lake Como where Ben and Jen are currently on their second honeymoon. I say “couple’s coronary” because if Ben were the only one to go down, Jen would absolutely Weekend at Bernie’s his ass up and down Italy until she’s ready to announce her tragic widowhood…*sotto voce* On the JLo.

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Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Are Honeymooning In Paris

July 22, 2022 / Posted by:

Cold Feet no more! Ben Affleck’s been warming his footies by slapping the white-hot pavement on the ho-stroll friendly streets of Paris with his “for betternew bride, Mrs. Jennifer Lynn Affleck, “for worse” known as Jennifer Lopez. Even though it seems like Mr. and Mrs. Affleck have been in the honeymoon stage of their relationship since Jen was practically still engaged to A-Rod, they’ve made it official by taking their literal honeymoon to the most obvious place on the planet. When you’re as busy as these two, who has time for originality? Jen probably makes these decisions on the fly by playing word association with one of her assistants. Quickie wedding to lock it down: “um, um, um, Las Vegas drive-thu!” Good! Next, name a honeymoon location with excellent pap coverage: “Paris!” Perfect, you nailed it! Now, here’s a tough one: People Magazine cover worthy wedding venue: “C’mon, that’s easy. Ben’s plantation-style Big House in Georgia, duh.” Um, want to try that one again, Jen? No? Just gonna go ahead with that one? Are you sure? OK lady, you’re the boss.

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Duchess Meghan And Prince Harry Might Stop By Mexico To Visit Thomas Markle Before Their Honeymoon

May 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan Markle and Prince Harry may be making a detour to Mexico on their way to their honeymoon to visit Meghan’s dad Thomas Markle. Thomas lives in Rosarito, Mexico, so it’s kind of out of their way since they reportedly will be honeymooning in Namibia. I hope that’s an amphibious car!

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