Category: Halloween

In The Grand Tradition Of Daytime TV Costume Nonsense, Here’s How All The Morning Shows Did Halloween

October 29, 2021 / Posted by:

When it comes to the Spooky Season of which we currently find ourselves in, there’s nothing more festive than waking up, turning on the television, and seeing a collection of costumes that are bound to make you say, “What in the sweet spooky fuck is going on here??“. It’s daytime TV’s annual Halloween celebration, which means a whole mess o’ busted costumes, messy wigs, concepts to inspire confusion and a general feeling of second-hand cringe, and references that will look so heinously dated by next year’s Halloween. I mean, when else am I going to see Ryan Seacrest dressed up like a little lad who likes berries and cream, getting manhandled by the anonymous enforcers from Squid Game?

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Open Post: Hosted By The “Nightmare On Elm Street” House, Which Can Be Yours For Just $3.25 Million

October 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Since Halloween is right around the corner, what would be a better scary gift for yourself than purchasing the home from 1984’s A Nightmare On Elm Street? Personally, since I don’t like night terrors, I would stay far, far away from this creepy home where sleep becomes a death wish. But I digress. The home is definitely up for sale but if you think you’ll be able to defeat its asking price by breaking into the piggy bank you’ve had since 1984 you need to think again.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Texas Lawyer Who Got Arrested For Walking On The Beach While Dressed As Michael Myers

September 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Picture it: Galveston, Texas, 2021. Tropical Storm Nicholas is on its way to ravage the island city. You look outside at the waves, getting bigger and more ferocious by the minute. Then, a lone figure catches your eye. A man, dressed in black, wearing a creep white mask… with a… what is that? A knife? Covered in blood? WAIT A SEC. Is that fictional serial killer Michael Myers from the Halloween series?! You betcha. The police are called, put him in cuffs, discover the knife and blood are fake and expose Michael’s true identity: Mark Metzger III, an attorney who’s ticketed for disorderly conduct and soon released. Mark claims his “prank” was nothing more than an attempt to bring “a little bit of positivity in the gloomy doom.” Because nothing makes a hurricane more fun than the promise of murder!

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The “Halloween Kills” Trailer Is Out

June 25, 2021 / Posted by:

The Halloween reboot made a shit-ton of money. So obviously they had to make a sequel to the reboot and Halloween Kills starring The OG, Jamie Lee Curtis, will be out this October after being delayed because of Coronavirus. And Universal Pictures has released a new trailer, finally giving us our first glimpse of Kyle Richards looking scared AF about probably dying soon. She really does look scared! As if someone told her that Lisa Vanderpump is coming back to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Open Post: Hosted By Heidi Klum’s Halloween Horror Movie

November 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Heidi Klum didn’t throw her big annual Halloween party this year because of, you know, coronavirus. But the Queen of Halloween didn’t let a deadly infectious disease keep her down and instead, did a 5-minute Halloween movie featuring her whole family including her kids, Leni, 16, Henry, 14, Johan, 13, and Lou, 10, and her husband, Tom Kaulitz. Heidi Klum continues to do the most for Halloween and this year, she went as Horror Movie Queen. Jamie Lee Curtis, WHO (not really)?!

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