Category: Sexy Halloween Costumes
Open Post: Hosted By Nurses In Quebec Complaining About Sexy Nurse Costumes
There are few global holiday traditions as enduring, hallowed, and titillating as the hot and horny parade of Sexy Nurses who flood our homes, streets, bars, and Instagram feeds each and every Halloween as they have done since time immemorial. Yes, even before the Pagans or Christians or whoever started reaming turnips with candles and cursing strangers for slipping raisins in with the good stuff, there was probably some ho in a leopard skin lab coat parading around camp with her titties out talking about “take two of these and call me in the morning.” Sexy nurses at Halloween are the flammable polyester fabric that holds us together as a species. However, a group of (presumably) fugly ass nurses in Quebec would put a stop to this practice if somebody would just take them seriously for just a minute and think about the harm blah blah blah. Get off the cross, Maries! And no, it’s not because we need the wood. We make the wood, m’kay? What is this, are we living in the sexy Handmaid’s Tale?
Open Post: Hosted By Lizzo As Baby Yoda
Halloween came early for the famous people of the world and while we had some uninspiring costumes (cough cough Kendall Jenner cough cough), a few folks decided to use the holiday to get ugly and ridiculous. In the grand tradition of Heidi Klum’s “Who the hell is that?” Halloween costumes, here’s Lizzo as Baby Yoda!
Drake Went To A Halloween Party Dressed Like His Dad Dennis Graham
Going as Drake’s dad, Dennis Graham, for Halloween is inspired. Over the years, Dennis has served look, after look, after look. You’ve got your ’70s pimp in a red fedora with coordinating sunglasses. You’ve got ‘70s pimp in a black fedora with coordinating sunglasses. You’ve even got your ‘70s pimp in a crocheted beanie with coordinating sunglasses. Sometimes he’ll really change it up and give you Steve Harvey as ‘70s pimp in a lime green fedora with coordinating sunglasses. If you want to rock a Dennis Graham fit for Halloween, you’ve got options. But you’ve also got to be aware that a Dennis Graham costume always doubles as a deadbeat dad costume. Drake told us so himself! That’s why it’s so surprising that Drake embraced his inner deadbeat dad to cosplay his own deadbeat dad!
Kylie Jenner And Her Friends Went As Stripper Disney Princesses For Halloween
Kylie Jenner just had to turn the tricks this Halloween and so she and her best girlfriends all dressed up on theme. I’m sure you can guess that it was a “Slutty” something. Slutty Candles? Slutty Crayons? Slutty Dishes–like: “I’m a Slutty Saucer,” and she wears saucers over her nipples? Well no. Kylie and her girls dressed up as ho versions of Disney princesses, and honestly, I love a ho version of anything!
Open Post: Hosted By The Sexy Sold-Out Fried Chicken Sandwich Costume
Good news for hos who love fast food and like to stay topical! All of your Slutoween dreams are about to come true!!! As Yandy is introducing an off-brand sexy Popeyes “Sold Out” Chicken Sandwich costume.