Category: The Rennerssance

Jeremy Renner Shared A Selfie From His Hospital Bed As More Details On His Accident Come To Light

January 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Shoobop, a-boopie-bop I gotta teeeeell you” that Jeremy Renner is gonna make it! The universe, in all her great wisdom, has spared Jeremy’s life and in doing so, has given the white boy scat community renewed hope for respect as we enter 2023, which will hopefully to be the year Jeremy gives up acting for good to concentrate on his career as a rock and roll idol for the Jeep Grand Cherokee set. Three days following a terrifying New Year’s Day snow plow accident which led to Jeremy being airlifted from his Lake Tahoe home for emergency surgery, Marvel’s Hawkeye, and more importantly, Mr. Main Attraction himself posted a selfie to Instagram from his hospital bed, letting us know he’s still got what it takes to become America’s Next Great Car Commercial Crooner. Look, when the universe sends you a sign as strong and clear as dropping a 15,000-pound snowcat on your ass, you better take heed and get your busted ass into the studio to lay down some fresh tracks!

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